Re: Just what we need....
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Originally Posted by Smulkin
AIR MAMBA!!
Aieeeee!!
More like AIR CORN! :)
Re: Just what we need....
Well YEAH - but you know they'll try to pass it off as something vastly improbable like a
".... horrid genetic experiment gone wrong. . ."
(heartbeat/ominous music)
".... nuclear experiments in Iran couple a Mamba and Anaconda . . . "
(heartbeat/ominous music)
"....terror at 12,000 feet never squeezed so hard...."
(heartbeat/ominous music)
"..... and if the constriction doesnt kill you . . ."
(heartbeat/ominous music)
".....then the venom surely will...."
(heartbeat/ominous music - cut to scene of massive black snake constricting a 747 in flight)
"ABRACONDABRA!!!! starring Leslie Nielson and Will Ferrell....."
(heartbeat/calliope music)
(EDIT: format)
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LOL! I think you missed your calling for a screenwriter/voice actor/studio marketing exec. :D
Speaking of cheezy snake movies, I Tivo'd a lame one about a week ago about some scientist that somehow screwed up and merged a King Cobra with an Eastern Diamondback. I haven't seen it yet, but I'm sure it'll be a good one.
Re: Just what we need....
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Originally Posted by xdeus
screenwriter/voice actor/studio marketing exec
Hook me up!
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LOL, someone sent me an e-mail with a link to this trailer today. From the looks of things all the "snakes" are junky CGI anyway. (Which would explain a venomous corn;) )
It looked so cheesy I couldn't stop laughing.
I've also heard that Sam L just agreed to be in this movie on the basis of the title alone.
-Karen
Re: Just what we need....
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Originally Posted by karenjmd
I've also heard that Sam L just agreed to be in this movie on the basis of the title alone.
-Karen
Well, I guess Samuel can afford to do a world-class stupid movie simply for the amusement the title brings him. LOL
Smulkin, you've got me cracking up here. Ya know, I've got relatives in the movie business.....might have to see who can talk to someone who can talk to someone who can talk to someone about this crazy snake-loving hilarious cut-up I know!
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Maybe you can convince someone to make a family movie about a reticulated python that saves children that fall in wells or something. ;)
-Karen
Re: Just what we need....
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Originally Posted by karenjmd
Maybe you can convince someone to make a family movie about a reticulated python that saves children that fall in wells or something. ;)
-Karen
LOL!!! That's a good one!! :lmao:
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Yay a snake movies I can't wait to see it :)...
