A series of unfortunate events

Both of my snakes are d**ks. They’ve each pooped on me twice :( And of course my male is perfectly content to wriggle around and get it all over him! Giving even a small scrub python a bath is a daunting task!

You don't know poop until an adult savannah monitor decides to poop on your shoulder.

My adult corn Gypsy saves it all up until she gets cruise time, then she lets loose big time! I’ve learned to always start her out on newspaper. I haven’t cleaned poop out of her viv more than 5-6 times in the 2+ years I’ve owned her. And she has 2 big water bowls because she pees in one (warm side) and drinks from the other (cool side). It’s real easy to keep her viv clean, so she’s in the bottom cage of my stack, where it’s harder for me to reach all the way to the back because of my knees.