Funny Conversation I Overheard at Work Today

My grandmother, bless her heart, could never say anything directly bad about anyone but here's a few of her little comments that always cracked me up...they were always said in her little sweet, slightly scots accented voice...

"well he's a nice boy dear but perhaps not the sharpest knife in the drawer" (he was the biggest moron I'd ever met!)

"she's a nice enough girl...just a wee bit too sociable" (she was the biggest tramp in our high school!)

and the worst one ever.

"eat your haggis!" (okay that one's a joke really but actually I like haggis!!)


~~Jo~~