Short stupid jokes

Gen, I'll bet. :lol:

BPKid, thanks. The third one means it took George Bush three years to finish second grade. :P

oh yea

it wa my bro and he doesnt get things.lol those were funny

Two blondes are on their building roof looking at the moon. First blonde says, "I wonder which is closer, Florida, or the moon?"; to which the second blonde replies, "DUH!, CAN YOU SEE FLORIDA?!?!"

As a blonde was driving her car past a cornfield, she looked out and saw another blonde in a canoe in the middle of the field, paddling the boat. The blonde stopped her car and stood at the edge of the cornfield and shouted "Hey!! You!!! It's people like you that give us blondes such a bad rep. If i had a boat, i'd come out there and kick your @$$!!!!"

..............and the other squirrle say's (with a confused look on his face) "Ohhhhhh.... BEERRRRRnuts!

https://ball-pythons.net/modules/cop...l_squirrel.JPG

lol

Where on earth did you fint that pic Ironhead?

im not sure if im getting this joke completely right, but this is basically it:



there waws a blonde driving in her new convertable, and she was driving extrememly fast down the road. Well, a cop came out of no where and pulled her over. This cop was an attractive blonde cop. She told the driver that she needed to see her I.D., and the blonde driver asked what that was, so the cop told her it was that square thing with your face on it. Well, the blonde ws digging through her purse, and ppulled out a small mirror, looked at it, then gave it to the cop saying, 'here you go'. the cop looked at it, then said "oh, im sorry, you can go, i didnt realize you were a cop'



lol



i have another joke, but its not "short" its kinda long

maybe ill post it later

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Where on earth did you fint that pic Ironhead?

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That pic was taken by a friend of mine from her backyard in Iowa a couple of years ago. I was just going through some of my saved stuff in my e-mail and found it and decided to do something with it. lol