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The Haiku Thread

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  • 10-16-2014, 04:36 PM
    Eric Alan
    Re: The Haiku Thread
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by MarkS View Post
    Looks normal to me
    It must be bred to be sure
    Maybe a new morph.

    The guy from Craigslist
    Told me it was "Het Pastel".
    How much is it worth?
  • 10-16-2014, 04:41 PM
    MarkS
    Re: The Haiku Thread
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Eric Alan View Post
    The guy from Craigslist
    Told me it was "Het Pastel".
    How much is it worth?

    You know what they say
    One is born every minute
    Charge big bucks for it
  • 10-16-2014, 04:45 PM
    Eric Alan
    Re: The Haiku Thread
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by MarkS View Post
    You know what they say
    One is born every minute
    Charge big bucks for it

    I'm gonna be rich!
    Selling snakes is so easy.
    I can quit my job!
  • 10-16-2014, 04:50 PM
    Heeltoeclutch
    Oh you lucky fiends.
    Someday I will get a snake...
    He'll be my best friend.


    We can go to movies,
    I will make him little hats.
    Burrito sounds good.
  • 10-16-2014, 05:45 PM
    Sammiebob
    Re: The Haiku Thread
    I don't have any friends
    My snakes are my only friends
    Even they hate me
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I really hate school
    Why am I doing honors
    There's so much homework
  • 10-16-2014, 06:41 PM
    Heeltoeclutch
    Re: The Haiku Thread
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Sammiebob View Post
    I don't have any friends
    My snakes are my only friends
    Even they hate me
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    I really hate school
    Why am I doing honors
    There's so much homework

    What a tragic tale;
    School is useful, gets you jobs;
    Homework, you can eat.
  • 10-16-2014, 06:54 PM
    Sammiebob
    Re: The Haiku Thread
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Heeltoeclutch View Post
    What a tragic tale;
    School is useful, gets you jobs;
    Homework, you can eat.

    Tried to eat homework
    It was not very yummy
    So I spit it out
    --------------------------------------
    Herpetology
    Is what I plan to study
    12 years of school left
  • 10-17-2014, 11:30 AM
    Heeltoeclutch
    Re: The Haiku Thread
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Sammiebob View Post
    Tried to eat homework
    It was not very yummy
    So I spit it out
    --------------------------------------
    Herpetology
    Is what I plan to study
    12 years of school left

    Maybe add salsa;
    If that don't work then ketchup
    And old mayonnaise.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Wow 12 years is long;
    Sounds like medical school; should
    Have cool content though.
  • 10-17-2014, 11:40 AM
    Sammiebob
    Re: The Haiku Thread
    I really hope so
    It's what I love to study
    I love genetics
  • 10-17-2014, 11:50 AM
    Heeltoeclutch
    Re: The Haiku Thread
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Sammiebob View Post
    I really hope so
    It's what I love to study
    I love genetics

    Love is important.
    My love is for burritos.
    One is digesting.
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