My Glass Must Be Broken

Indeed. Well, thanks for stopping by, but next time give me a nudge and I'll join you.

You're not fat, this story is inaccurate. I'm writing a letter to the publisher.

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

You're not fat, this story is inaccurate. I'm writing a letter to the publisher.

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Let me know how that works out for you...

Suddenly I find myself plagued by the same issue. Must have refilled my whiskey glass 3 or 4 times already this fine evening. Oddly, every time I look down it's empty.

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Originally Posted by Mr.Spence

Suddenly I find myself plagued by the same issue. Must have refilled my whiskey glass 3 or 4 times already this fine evening. Oddly, every time I look down it's empty.

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It's that little Canukistanian Wench. She flits in like some little butterfly and pretty and bright and soaks up a man's necessary nutrition without him even knowing. Otta be a crime, the way she does. Just goes to show you can't trust any of em.

Note to self, no more trusting lepidopterans, no matter how cute.

http://s27.postimg.org/6c6z2nifn/butterfly.jpg

(Oh god, I need a new hobby now that I'm out of a job)

beerswillius canukistainiae the rare wooden legged butterfly often found near barley and oats. Seems to be moving south with the warm weather.

I already live in the subtropics where it is hot as sin! How much farther can I go!? :)

Man, that pic is embarrassing.