Found: Large rattlesnake.

This is why it's important to put collars on your pets!

Oh my gosh, I didn't realize this was from the same lady who posted about Beyonce, the giant metal chicken. I just laughed so hard I cried, and that was the second time I'd seen it.

Um, but I'm not sure if I can link it here, because it's full of swears. Will I get infracted for that? Well, if you're just dying to read about giant metal chickens and Victor, the world's longest-suffering husband, you can google it.

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Originally Posted by loonunit

Oh my gosh, I didn't realize this was from the same lady who posted about Beyonce, the giant metal chicken. I just laughed so hard I cried, and that was the second time I'd seen it.

Um, but I'm not sure if I can link it here, because it's full of swears. Will I get infracted for that? Well, if you're just dying to read about giant metal chickens and Victor, the world's longest-suffering husband, you can google it.

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Yes, you would. Thanks for not linking it. :)

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ah, typical Blogess. she wrote an excellent story in her book about leaving her fiance on a dark abandoned road with a live rattlesnake that was trying to kill him. best example of being an idiot about handling dangerous wild snakes. Read it, it's hilarious.

Poor Victor.

LoveloveLOVE the Bloggess.

Been reading her for as long as she's been writing the funny. She's the best.

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