He has a name! You can't feed him off!! Rudolfo is the leader of the meeces!
03-18-2013, 05:44 AM
wilomn
Rudolpho must die. He's a spy for Giardiello, King of the Rats. Your little Rudolpho is responsible for the murder/feeding of millions of his twitchy nosed compatriots much to the delight of his Rat King and so far as I know, unknown betrayal of his own species. And what reward could possibly induce such a brave and sturdy mouse to betray his fellow meeces?
Cheese. Notice how plump little Rudolpho is? See how he is noticeably more rotund than his fellow cagemates? He's the little bugger who gets the attention of potential feeder buyers, distracting them from the sweet and tasty rats in the cage next door, veritably guaranteeing a long life for the Raton while simultaneously insuring the death of his own kind.
All for cheese. And THIS is the mouse you so admire. It's a sad sad state of affairs if you ask me.
Rudulpho the mouse traitor must die.
03-18-2013, 11:50 AM
PigZilla50317
Rudolfo for President 2016
Rudolfo gets a PARDON!!!!!!!
03-18-2013, 08:37 PM
Coleslaw007
Re: Score!
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Originally Posted by wilomn
Rudolpho must die. He's a spy for Giardiello, King of the Rats. Your little Rudolpho is responsible for the murder/feeding of millions of his twitchy nosed compatriots much to the delight of his Rat King and so far as I know, unknown betrayal of his own species. And what reward could possibly induce such a brave and sturdy mouse to betray his fellow meeces?
Cheese. Notice how plump little Rudolpho is? See how he is noticeably more rotund than his fellow cagemates? He's the little bugger who gets the attention of potential feeder buyers, distracting them from the sweet and tasty rats in the cage next door, veritably guaranteeing a long life for the Raton while simultaneously insuring the death of his own kind.
All for cheese. And THIS is the mouse you so admire. It's a sad sad state of affairs if you ask me.
Rudulpho the mouse traitor must die.
Omg I never realized! How could I have been so blind?! It all makes sense now, all the times he had cases of cheese... He always said they were extra from work. And all the secret phone calls... Yes, I see now. Thank you for this information.
