Awkward stranger BP Convos?!?! :) This should be interesting.

I talked about my female ball before... That one was on accident.
Me speaking loudly in a store for a friend to come hold balls was not. :rofl:
Also told a friend I want two balls and a boa. It took her a second to remember I love snakes.

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Originally Posted by Poseidon

I talked about my female ball before... That one was on accident.
Me speaking loudly in a store for a friend to come hold balls was not. :rofl:
Also told a friend I want two balls and a boa. It took her a second to remember I love snakes.

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I like pulling the awkward elevator one liners. ;) No escape!

"I have my dad to thank for this awesome rack!"
:banana:
LOLWUT?

Also when someone says "A full body pic please" lol

Just got off the phone with my mum... "Can you ask dad to come with me to get a bigger rack?"

Why.

And another: I got my mum a BALL PYTHON HUGGER bumper sticker.. she said all her coworkers call her Ball Hugger now :rofl:

"I need to set my balls up with a bigger rack" :/ lol

Me going over my to do list for the evening: "I need pick up a few things, get home, set the rats out for dinner, and then do some laundry.
Coworker: <blink...blink...blink> Huh?!
Me: <eyeroll>
Coworker: Oh!!!! Yeah!!! You have snakes. I thought at first the rats were going to be YOUR dinner.

Strangers standing all around just staring at me like I'm psychotic as I work at a very busy Wal-Mart and nothing that gets said goes unnoticed.

That was today right before I went home. Things like this tend to happen at least once a month despite everyone knowing I have snakes. Though I must admit when one of my managers (a big, 6'4" professional trainer) squealed like a little girl in fear when I showed him a picture of one of my babies, it makes it all worth it. ;)

....but I'm telling you, these balls lay eggs.

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Originally Posted by arialmt

....but I'm telling you, these balls lay eggs.

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And they said a transsexual reference could not be done! Lmao

if you dont like these awkward moments just call them royal pythons :)


however, if you DO like these awkward moments, you could add to the confusion by adding truck nuts / bumper bullocks to your vehicle.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Truck_nuts

then, once people around you finally understood that you have a ball python collection, you can drop lines like...

"driving around on rainy days makes my balls look really dirty"
or...
"yesterday a stone or something hit my balls as i was driving on the freeway, now they are all splintery, i guess i have to get new ones".