Worst Advice You've Ever Gotten

"Let's shave the cat! There's NO WAY your mom could be mad!"

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Originally Posted by Coleslaw007

"Let's shave the cat! There's NO WAY your mom could be mad!"

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Mike's given you WAY worse advice than that. WAY worse. The original post didn't say it had to be advice you've taken.

"Hotel Transylvania is a great movie, I totally recommend it!"

Take your Savanna Monitor out and let it Crawl around that would be cool! They are super super Fast and lo to the ground.

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Originally Posted by BrandiR

Mike's given you WAY worse advice than that. WAY worse. The original post didn't say it had to be advice you've taken.

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What? I thought all his advice was dead-on? He said he never lies...

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Originally Posted by Coleslaw007

What? I thought all his advice was dead-on? He said he never lies...

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He lies.

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Originally Posted by BrandiR

He lies.

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Nah, no way. He's on the internet and the internet never lies. Besides, if he lies about never lying then it means he tells the truth so he's not lying. Boom, checkmate.

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I think that was less than 10 moves, too.

"You can totally clear that" followed shortly by me trying to pick up a broken bike with a few broken bones.

"Piercing your ear cartilage with a safety pin will be totally awesome and not that painful!"


I couldn't sleep on that ear for months... At least nothing really bad happened, and I still have that piercing to this day.
But from now on all my piercings will be done professionally. I learned my lesson!