My episode is going to be called, 'The Business End of a Ball Python'

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Originally Posted by BrandiR

"She was just playing. I've raised her since she was a baby, she sees me as another ball python."

(Cut to fake psychologist) : "Brandi's case is pretty text book."

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You sound like you have a future writing for animal planet lol

Brandi you are too funny!

I think you need a shot of tequila, STAT! I can't even imagine the pain you must be in!

This thread has me laughing uncontrollably. Your Animal Planet impersonation is too good.

And then there's the part about how your family and friends have suffered as a result of your choices to keep such a dangerous creature!

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Originally Posted by sorraia

And then there's the part about how your family and friends have suffered as a result of your choices to keep such a dangerous creature!

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I've distanced myself from them.

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Originally Posted by aldebono

You need to add a *Warning Graphic Image* to the title of your post. I almost swooned from the amount of blood!

And welcome to the club!

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Haha