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Fun BP Poo Stories!

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  • 12-30-2012, 03:33 AM
    Shewter325
    One time my friend asked if he could put my cinny male around his neck and take pics of him. He ended liking the snake so me kept him there for about a half hour. Eventually he told me to take the ball from him. So I did and I decided to put him around my neck. Within ten seconds my ball started spraying pee and droppin a deuce all over my shoulder :p I laughed it off and then threw that shirt away :D

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  • 12-30-2012, 09:15 AM
    SylverTears
    Once I was holding my pied (he is a little trouble maker!) and he exploded all over me, pee and poop got all over my new robe and my ankles. It certainly wasn't as dramatic as your stories, but still kind of nasty.
  • 12-30-2012, 11:42 AM
    Archimedes
    Re: Fun BP Poo Stories!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by arialmt View Post
    There's an official poo thread. Just in case there's not enough poo here and you guys wanted more. mmmmmmm poo.:D

    Is there?! I couldn't find one, lol. I figured it's just be fun.

    Magnus hasn't farted at me yet, but I've heard some pretty incredible stories about snake flatus. I figure it'll happen more when I get him past one hopper and move him to two. XD
  • 01-01-2013, 04:45 AM
    Coleslaw007
    I'm still curious how OP knows their snake hates humidity?? :confused:


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  • 01-01-2013, 04:09 PM
    Mike41793
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Coleslaw007 View Post
    I'm still curious how OP knows their snake hates humidity?? :confused:


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    Theyre a snake whisperer. I'll teach you how!
  • 01-01-2013, 04:27 PM
    interloc
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Coleslaw007 View Post
    I'm still curious how OP knows their snake hates humidity?? :confused:


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    He tries to hide from the humidity by going in his hide. When its really dry then his snake frolics about his bin and has "fun". That's my best guess lol.


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  • 01-01-2013, 05:20 PM
    barbie.dragon
    I cleaned out my snake's cage and went back to studying for finals. I heard a weird squish sound. I started to get a little creeped out because I had no idea where it was coming from! Then I heard *SQUIIIIIIIIISHSPLUTERSPLUTER* and I got so scared. When I looked at my snake cage I saw her butt against the glass and a huge turd coming out of her. And she curled up and poked her head out of the warm hide and looked at me until I cleaned it up. After cleaning she went all the way back in her hide and I guess she fell asleep...
  • 01-01-2013, 07:19 PM
    cinnamonpython
    one time my normal girl Winifred hadn't pooed for a month and i was getting worried. the very next morning ( after a feeding ) she had a poo the size of baseball. :D
  • 01-01-2013, 11:13 PM
    bigbearhook
    Not a ball but once my wife and I had our 5ft carpet female out on the bed. She was cruising all over exploring for about 15 minutes then just stopped moving. My wife asked why she just stopped then yelled, "why is my leg wet?" Then came the duece about the size of a juvenile ball python. That was a nasty clean-up. I laughed the whole time.
  • 01-02-2013, 01:22 AM
    Miniboost88
    snake fart mhm my boa did that to me after i picked her up, just feeling it vibrate (im deaf so i feel more threw my hands) and it was just plan gross lol
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