You might be a Ball Python if...

You act all hungry, refuse all food, but then bite the first human hand you see.

You decide that charging straight off the sofa/kitchen table is the best and most efficient way down to the floor.

...if you can lecture Colubrids about the meaning of old school.

You've ever been left in your room with your dinner.

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You've ever passed gas in the middle of the night so loudly it wakes everyone in the room up.

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Originally Posted by swansonbb

You've ever passed gas in the middle of the night so loudly it wakes everyone in the room up.

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Guilty.

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Originally Posted by swansonbb

You've ever passed gas in the middle of the night so loudly it wakes everyone in the room up.

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OK this I do and I am human :)

you crap in the water you drink, or you paint poopy pictures in your room

Constantly cold, yet refuses to cuddle.
Flicks tongue, but not trying to a 'kiss' affectionately.
Gets in the most uncomfortable, unrealistic, unimaginable positions to eat a rat, when you could just lay flat and easily eat it.

You drop off a layer of old skin every so often lol


0.3 Normals (Coilette, Athena and Mary Jane)
1.1 Het Genetic Stripe (Bonnie and Clyde)
1.0 Pastel (De Sol)
1.0 Spider (Zeus)
1.0 Mojave (Prometheus)

0.1 Brazilian Rainbow Boa (Stella)

If being a glutton is encouraged...

If your escape skills surpass Houdini's....

If huffing and puffing is your number 1 line of defense...