Yet another version of the Nigerian "Help us and we'll

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LOL, Maybe I can send out spam emails like "adopt a snake" you can get pictures of it and everything for less then the price of a cup of coffee a day

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LMAO!

https://ball-pythons.net/albums/Rust...um/Cnv0042.jpg
For only the price of a cup of coffee a day you can feed a starving Russian Tortoise.
You will recieve a handwritten letter each month from your new tortoise telling you about how she has leaned how to read and write, and build houses so her family doesn't have to live in the cold PETCO tanks anymore.

lolololol
Rusty

*sniff* what a sad story -SIGN ME UP QUICK! :P
before i change my mind.
(I just happened to see one for sale around here somewhere)

THATS GENIUS!!!!! IT MIGHT JUST WORK.. SEND IT TO ALL THE DUMB PEOPLE
. I AM LAUGHING So hard it hurts

Dear sir,

You were referred to me as trustworthy individual. I am in need of great help, so I hope you will be able to help me. I am Mrs. M'fasa Cthulhu Hosenpfeffer. My late Husband was curator for the National Zoo of Elbonia. During his time with the National Zoo, my late husband accumulated a very large collection of exotic pythons, including many rare and valuable color morphs.

I am in need of assistance in removing this large and valuable collection of snakes from the National Zoo, before our gluttonous Fearless Leader decides to throw a snake-ke-bob barbecue. This is where I hope you will help me. We need for to remove the snakes from Elbonia a trustworthy third party collector who we can send the snakes to in the United States. My associates in the National Zoo will write this up as a "Temporary Exchange" of exotic animals.

To get this started, we need for you to send us photographs of rare and exotic color morphs in your snake collection. We will present these as specimens to be loaned to National Zoo of Elbonia. It may be necessary for to convince Elbonian Government Bureaucrats that you ship several specimens to us here at National Zoo. This I assure you will be only temporary situation, as we will very quickly return your specimens to you at same time we ship our Elbonian collection.

Once we have the collection in the United States, we will reclaim our snakes from you and set up a breeding program to cultivate these rare color morphs. For you trouble, we happily will allow you to select two of our prize pythons for you to add to your collection.

Please to reply soon, as we are most concerned that Fearless Leader will soon roast our balls for his breakfast.

Many thanks,
Mrs. M'fasa Cthulhu Hosenpfeffer, interim Curator, National Zoo of Elbonia

"Hosenpfeffer"!!!!!

I love it!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

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"Hosenpfeffer"!!!!!

I love it!!!

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!

As do I.....Loved it....

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