Well, now I've got these black circles under my eyes, and there are drops of blood coming out of my tear ducts in my eyes. I have begun sneezing frequently, and what appears to be some sort of tissue is being expelled with each sneeze. The area around the bite has turned yellow, with a larger greenish area around the outside of that. The worst of it is that my belly button is now an outie, instead of an innie, and the voices in my head aren't the normal ones. They sound kinda wacko, and have told me to nail a light bulb to the mirror in my bathroom, say 347 Hail Mary's, and buy myself another snake! (That last voice might be one of the normal ones I hear, I'm just so confused!!)
It was obviously biological warfare waged by Osama bin Laden and his cronies!
Beef stew runs rampant over the ocean!
Helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllpppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp!!!!!!! !!!!!!