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you remind me of a champion bass. i dont know whether to mount you or to eat you? :D
Best one for a rejection.. Me: Would you like to dance Her: no Me: No no I said you look fat in those pants.. Best pick up line ever is. If you say no you'll spend the rest of your life wonder "was he really as good as he thinks he is". :D
One of the oldest and tiredest I ever heard: "You know what would look good on you ? Me." One of the corniest things I have said, although not as a pick up line: "You could bounce a quarter off his butt!" Gale
Guy's like date pant's on a girl..you know pants that let you read the date on a quarter in her back pocket..
Does this smell like chloroform? Would buy you a drink if I wasn't jealous of the glass... When does your centerfold come out? :cool:
Quote: Originally Posted by djansen Does this smell like chloroform? :eek: "that outfit would look better on my bedroom floor ;)" sent from my EVO
I crapped in my pants can I get in yours? My friend from high school said this ALL the time! Lol. Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I897 using Tapatalk
Can I be Mr. Wrong until you find Mr. Right?
When we get up in the morning what would you like me to make for breakfast??;)
If I could re-arrange the alphabet, I would put "U" and "I" together ;)
