about red lobster--i went there recently and ordered a lobsterita. the thing came and was about the size of my head. i still hadn't finished it by the time i was done eating, and i'm usually one to go for seconds. as we pulled out of the parking lot i looked at my husband and asked, "where are we going?" he looks at me funny and says, "um, home..." i say, "no, you're going the wrong way!" apparently the lobsterita was stronger than i realized. so anyhoo, maybe you could go back and have yourself one for your 21st b-day. :)