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no one is being dissed. marla is just stating that the site's standards are based on what is commonly accepted, which may or may not be the same as your family's standards. there is no problem with your parents--you are simply asked to adhere to the forum's standards when posting here.

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Originally Posted by Jack_Hammer

(Gee, that sounds kind of rude. Kinda like your dissin' my folks.)


In the words of Steve Martin-

WELLLL, EXCUUUUSE MEEEEE!

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Nope, not dissin' your folks. I simply guessed that since you thought it was okay because your brother told the joke, that it was acceptable within the standards of your household.

I have two kids and Smulkin and Smynx have three and Jeanne has two and we all have a little bit different standards for what goes in our households, but have to agree on what standard applies here. We have middle-schoolers reading on a regular basis, and younger folks sometimes as well, and it's our goal to be a community that is welcoming to them and that their parents are okay with their visiting to learn about herping.

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Originally Posted by patthesnakeman

if your folks need to be dissed then well......

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Take it easy Pat.


DON'T MAKE ME TURN THIS IN TO A YO MAMA THREAD! lol

Now that's not a bad idea at all (entries of course not in reference to anyone's mother in particular heh)!

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Originally Posted by Marla

Nope, not dissin' your folks. I simply guessed that since you thought it was okay because your brother told the joke, that it was acceptable within the standards of your household.

I have two kids and Smulkin and Smynx have three and Jeanne has two and we all have a little bit different standards for what goes in our households, but have to agree on what standard applies here. We have middle-schoolers reading on a regular basis, and younger folks sometimes as well, and it's our goal to be a community that is welcoming to them and that their parents are okay with their visiting to learn about herping.

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Are you still going off on that? This was suppossed to be a funny thread, not a get all up tight about a "family comunity" thread.


Chill.... It won't happen again!

Thelma and geez louise...(hey, Smulkin ;) )



Jack

I've had the worst last two weeks possible. I was just hoping you guys might cheer me up. Where are the jokes? I love the ADD joke Marla... Oh look a bunny!!! Quick more jokes!

Oh yeah thanks you guys for getting this site back up! I really appreciate all your work...you all are just wonderful!

Okay. Let's lighten things up. I was looking for a joke with a herp theme, and this is the closest thing I found that was funny:

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A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"

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That one was cute but I'm sure you can do better than that!

i love stupid blonde jokes(no offense to any blondes on this site lol)

i know this thread is like 3 days old but still i am bored and wanna post this old yo' mama joke i heard in the 3rd grade that when i was younger,no matter how many times i heard it i still had to laugh.

"yo mama so tall she when she summersaults she drop kicks jesus" i know stupid but i still love it!

Brian