I love the first sentence of this
"Thousands of Burmese pythons, the offspring of former pets, have invaded the Everglades, eating birds, bunnies, even alligators."
Why do they need to call rabbits, bunnies? To make us remember Disney movies and cute cuddly Wabbits and tickle that soft spot inside of everyone to make us go "KILL PYTHONS WITH FIRE!!!"
Do we have any cute cuddly nick names for snakes? I call mine, Sneaky Snakes (Brian Fellow-SNL skit) or The Sneakies.
Let's see if I can cutesy/scary it up more.
"Millions of malicious Burmese Pythons, the spawn from once captive denizens, have completely taken over the Everglades, consuming everything in its path including Big Bird, Tweety, cute fluffy bunnies with big soft ears, and even Albert and Alberta!"