I don't know if this helps the argument any, but I would definitely go with the CO2. I've had CO2 poisoning twice, the first time was when I was much younger (therefore, much smaller), but I remember it very clearly. It was a slow leak, making the poisoning similar to the rats- but obviously on a human scale.
It caused both my brother & I to fall asleep. There wasn't any pain, obviously I didn't die either, but it was a very strange heaviness that caused us to drift off to la-la land. But, again, absolutely no pain. Nope, the pain comes when you wake up! :rolleyes: Not fun, but I can definitely attest to the fact that there was no pain in the initial process.
I've never had argon poisioning, but if they're squeaking and hyperventilating then that just doesn't sound nice all together. If it causes a struggle, then it's pretty safe to assume it causes pain- in my opinion, anyway.