Why Snakes Make Awesome Pets

I like the way they feel.

I can't remember the last time someone asked to crash on my couch.

My mother in law has not "graced my door step" in 4 years :banana:.

They look like art work.

I can have 200 eating, breeding, pooing and/or hatching in my home and if you did come to visit you would never know.

My 2 dogs and 1 cat are WAY messier than my ~ 200 ball pythons.

Because of breeding ball pythons my daughter was the only 3rd grader in her school to be able to draw, use and explain not only what a punnet square is but basic medelian genetics.

Those are just a few of the top of my head.

GREAT answers.

Mine are...

They don't crap or pee in your house.
They don't smell.
They don't make noise.
They are easy to take care of (if you know how.)
You don't have to walk them.
They require ZERO attention.
You feed them once a week.
Illnesses are relativly easy to care for.
They keep people you don't like away from your house.
They don't rip open the trash abg while your gone.
They don't beg for food at the table.
They don't have a big box full of crap t clean out daily...

ETC ETC ETC ETC ETC

They eat once a week!
You can be the life of the party when you show them around.
Interesting.
Low maintenance.