OMG... Juliet just peed in the litter box!

I just recently got 2 bp's that I rescued and had to take tiny tim into the vet he had a prolapse and as soon as the vet pushed it in and had him in some warm water he pooped all and i mean all over the vet and all over the vet assistant I got them home and my husband got him out of the car and he peed and pooped all over my husband I was laughing soooo hard and holding curious george and george peed on me karma lol

weeeell, since you ask, I have a big female that was obviously constipated, I meen swollen!!!, so I put her in a warm tub to soak and about ten minutes later I hear this loud, well fart for lack of a better term:P, I meen it echoed in the tub , I actually thought it was something else .......:O, anyway it was followed by everything else..........she had to feel better:D...........thats it , I cant imagine that happening while I was holding her, :colbert:

snakefreak64:cool:

oh this is a funny thread!!

i have 2 funny stories, a long time ago before i had really gotten into snakes (i only had 2 corns at the time), i went over to a friends house (my now boyfriend:love:) to see his adult corns. well i was holding the female, who apparently was on a feeding strike and hadn't eaten in 2 months. she was wrapped around my neck, and i later found out her tail was inside my hoodie pocket...when i felt something wet hit my toes! yes, ladies and gents, this cornsnake unloaded some 2-month-old POO/PEE onto my foot! and there was a big, wet sloppy poo inside my pocket. Thanks, Princess Zelda! needless to say, i had to borrow someones hoodie to go home in haha!

the 2nd funny poo story, my boyfriend was standing in the living room watching something on his comp and holding Ganondorf, our biggest male corn. i was standing in the kitchen doing dishes or something, and you can see into the living room through the cut-out in the wall. as he's holding Ganon, i see him stop, and i see a big bulge in his tail. and i yell out "DAVE GANONS GONNA bleeeeeeeeeep EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!" what does dave do? he runs out onto the 3rd story balcony, and dangles him off the edge, LOL! thankfully, we didn't get poop on our carpet :D the downstairs neighbors maybe had some on their patio though...but i'm sure the rain washed it away quickly!

I used to do alot of educational type things at all the schools in my area....you know, take several types of snakes, give the kids some info...well.

I always took Weeza, my 13ft burmese, she was so docile and sweet. The kids always loved her. We had like 3 minutes until the kids came in and she decided she had to poop. We had to get the maintenance man to get a shovel and a mop, and never did get the smell out before the day was over....LOL.

Needless to say, the kids thought it was cool:)

I have had my male ball python let loose with a stinky fart right in my face literally and inch from my nose while he was wrapped around my neck, and my blood python has done similar things as well, never been peed or pooped on however. But I have been assailed with numerous putrescent snake farts...