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Someone was arguing with Big Gunns and actually thought they may win.
HILARIOUS!!!!!!! :rofl:
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Pirate walks into a bar with a giant ship wheel sticking outa his pants.
Bartender says "What's that all about?"
Pirate says "Arrrrr it's drivin me nuts"
Re: Share your best joke!
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Nate
Pirate walks into a bar with a giant ship wheel sticking outa his pants.
Bartender says "What's that all about?"
Pirate says "Arrrrr it's drivin me nuts"
Haha nice one :D
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Originally Posted by
Nate
Pirate walks into a bar with a giant ship wheel sticking outa his pants.
Bartender says "What's that all about?"
Pirate says "Arrrrr it's drivin me nuts"
LOL!
A man walks into a a bar wearing only pants made out of Saran wrap,
He starts at the Bartender, Screaming at the top of his lungs
Bartender says "I can clearly see your nuts"
:D
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shelliebear
A baby seal walks into a bar, and says "ouch".
Also, PROPS to any musicians or theory geeks like myself that get this next one ;)
A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says: “Sorry, but we don’t serve minors.” So, the E-flat leaves, and the C and the G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished: the G is out flat. An F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.
A D comes into the bar and heads straight for the bathroom saying, “Excuse me. I’ll just be a second.”
An A comes into the bar, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor.
Then the bartender notices a B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and exclaims: “Get out now! You’re the seventh minor I’ve found in this bar tonight.”
The E-flat, not easily deflated, comes back to the bar the next night in a 3-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender (who used to have a nice corporate job until his company downsized) says: “You’re looking sharp tonight, come on in! This could be a major development.” This proves to be the case, as the E-flat takes off the suit, and everything else, and stands there au naturel.
Eventually, the C sobers up, and realizes in horror that he’s under a rest. The C is brought to trial, is found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, the C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental, and that all accusations to the contrary are bassless.
The bartender decides, however, that since he’s only had tenor so patrons, the soprano out in the bathroom, and everything has become alto much treble, he needs a rest — and closes the bar.
ROFL
XD Theory nerds FTW :D epic.
I haven't heard that since freshman theory! Props for the music joke. What do you play/sing?
