29 Universal Truths

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Originally Posted by Emohooker

I have a few more you can add :)

Never date girls with superbowl rings

Never hold a cat and a dustbuster at the same time

never take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night

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I can only wonder what meds your were on for the last one.

Those are from my dad, those are his "tips to a happy life"

#23 is my fave :P I just love it when I scoot forward so they can't get in, and everyone else does the same! Haha, sucka!!!

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Originally Posted by Emohooker

never take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night

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OMG.....hahahaha!!!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

#'s 2, 3, 9, 14, 17, 20-22, 26, 28 & 29 are definitely my favorites.