better than a girlfriend...

haha...too funny. Well I have to maybe agree with you. Not the girlfriend thing but girls in general. At least my snakes don't get jealous and talk crap about other females....lol...or start rumors.

Actually, my snake is a lot like my ex gf.

While I am at work all day, she is holing up in a hide all day sleeping, comes out at night, has no emotion, and has no problem scaring away my friends and family.

oh and did I mention she liked me serving the food to her? Nice.


I must be a masochist.

U 'all just need to find the RIGHT g/f's


lovely snake...but with comments like that u may not ever get a g/f:weirdface