Pork Steak? How on earth do you cook it?

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Originally Posted by iCandiBallPythons

Hairspray can and a lighter. :omfg:

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I tried cooking like this when my power was out for a month and i wanted to eat my water and flour cooked instead of just mushy. Yeah don't try it ~_~ It turns out exactly how you think it will, everything is singed and tastes like hairspray.

Mmm pork steak.
First thing I would do is tenderize it. Military boots work the best. Grab the top of the boot firmly and proceed to bash the steak as hard as you can. Make sure you have a solid backing like a rim off a car. After several minutes of tenderizing your steak is ready to be marinated.
You will need a good sized oil pan like off of a dodge to accomplish this.
Drop the pork steak into the oil pan and pour a 6 pack of silver bullet in with it. And for added flavor add a bottle of ranch dressing. Oh and some Worcestershire sauce. Don’t need to add liquid smoke. we’re going to use the real thing in the next step.
The next step.
After a day or so pour out the stinky brine you made and bump in sever green branches off the neighbors tree. You want green because they make the best smoke. Doesn't matter what kind of tree they all burn the same.
Green trees are hard to get started so don’t be afraid to pour some gasoline on them to help. Or maybe some WD40.
This is all done in the same Dodge oil pan. After the fire is nice and Smokey drop the steak right on top of it. MM just thinking about it is making my mouth water.
And don’t forget to put the oil pan back on the dodge. I forgot that part and the guy that owned it was mad.
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