You might be a ball python keeper..........

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If you have ever referred to your new boyfriend or girlfriend as "a nice Dinker"...

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Originally Posted by Vypyrz

If you have ever referred to your new boyfriend or girlfriend as "a nice Dinker"...

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You mean a nice possible? :rolleyes:

:P

I think the funniest use of a snake keeper term was from a guy that I used to work with, who was not a snake keeper. He was always amazed by all of the different colors and morphs, so he used to check out alot of photos, and one day, he asked me what "Het" meant. So, after explaining the whole Heterozygous definition, a few minutes later he said, "I think I understand it. I have black hair and brown eyes, my wife has red hair and green eyes, but my daughter has black hair and brown eyes, so that makes her Brunette het for Ginger." I couldn't do anything but laugh at his awesome analogy...:rofl:

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Originally Posted by Vypyrz

I think the funniest use of a snake keeper term was from a guy that I used to work with, who was not a snake keeper. He was always amazed by all of the different colors and morphs, so he used to check out alot of photos, and one day, he asked me what "Het" meant. So, after explaining the whole Heterozygous definition, a few minutes later he said, "I think I understand it. I have black hair and brown eyes, my wife has red hair and green eyes, but my daughter has black hair and brown eyes, so that makes her Brunette het for Ginger." I couldn't do anything but laugh at his awesome analogy...:rofl:

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BOOOOOM :salute:

thats awesome lmfao!

After reading another thread, I saw another entry worthy of this thread:

If you have ever been congratulated on your addiction or recent relapse...

[QUOTE=Vypyrz;1783425]You might be a Ball Python keeper if you have ever called a baby boa "hatchling"...

Or referred to your own child as a "hatchling".

Okay, I know I'm a bit late but you might be a ball python keeper if you plan on becoming a high school biology teacher for five major reasons.
1) You love science
2) You can bring your snakes to work with you
3) You can use your snakes as a perfect example of how awesome genetics are
4) You get summers aka expo season off every year
5) You can educate a younger generation about how to ACTUALLY take care of balls

...you talk about how big your balls have gotten since the day you got them

if you get excited about snake poop