The last one to post WINS!

I do not envy you the headache you will have when you awake. But for now, rest well and dream of large women.

"What you do not smell is called iocaine. It is odorless, tasteless, and one of the deadlier poisons known to man"





























"Do witches sink or float??"

They were both poisoned. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder.

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Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder tooday. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, that dweam wifin a dweam...

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Excuse me! I'm trying to conduct a wedding here which has nothing to do with love, so please be quiet!

AAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS


















YYYYYYOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU


















WWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


















:banana:

haha! Saw the first word and thought you were calling me an ass. :P

My brains, his steel, and your strength against sixty men, and you think a little head-jiggle is supposed to make me happy?

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Originally Posted by Pyrate81

haha! Saw the first word and thought you were calling me an ass. :P

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Never!!









Witches float!!

Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles...




- And what do you burn, apart from witches?
- More witches! - Wood!
- So
why do witches burn?
- 'Cause they're made of wood? - Good!
- How do we
tell if she is made of wood? - Build a bridge out of her.
- But can you not
also make bridges out of stone?
- Oh, yeah.
- Does wood sink in
water?
- No, it floats. - Throw her into the pond!
- What also floats in
water?
- Bread. - Apples.
- Very small rocks. - Cider! Great gravy.
- Cherries. Mud. - Churches.
- Lead. - A duck!
- Exactly.
- So,
logically--
- If she weighs the same as a duck...
- she's made of
wood.
- And therefore?
- A witch!

Thank you Sir Bedevere!!!

I was beginning to wonder if anyone would know what that was from.....































































































I win!!!

I was a touch confused cause you misquoted but was pretty sure you were going off my quote. :P

I knew what you were quoting, I was just too busy quoting PB. :rolleyes:

Let me 'splain.
[pause]
No, there is too much. Let me sum up. (underrated quote, but makes me laugh every time.)

(Pulls out holocaust cloak)


Then why did you not list it among our assets??

Sonny, true love is the greatest thing, in the world-except for a nice MLT - mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe...

Hurray for mutton lettuce tomato (you know Billy Crystal made that joke up on the spot??)

Have fun stormin' da castle.

Have fun stormin the paperwork!!

-Do ya think it'll work?
-It'll take a miracle.

Do you hear that sound??
Thise are the screaming eels...

Yes, you're very smart.


Now shuddup.

Inconceivable!!!

You keep on using that word...I do not think it means what you think it means

Is this a kissing book?

I'm not nervous...

Goodnight, Wesley. I'll likely kill you in the morning.

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Goodnight, Wesley. I'll likely kill you in the morning.

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Bit harsh Anya, lol.

Then there will be no one to hear you scream

Nothing gave Buttercup as much pleasure as ordering Westley around.

*Wesley*


Spelling Nazi strikes again!!!

Quoth the raven, "Nevermore."

It's getting kinda freaky in here.

Freaky...Wednesday

Hehehe.

Are we done quoting PB then?

Do you think you can come back tomorrow and read it again??
(paraphrased I know)


































As you wish :)

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Do you think you can come back tomorrow and read it again??
(paraphrased I know)


































As you wish :)

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Whoa, you've got to do something with that white writing.

Huh???

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*Wesley*


Spelling Nazi strikes again!!!

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INCONCEIVABLE!!!!!!




IMDB has it listed as Westley. Plus whenever I have to look up quotes, the character has been listed as such. Eat my fart.

:P




http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093779/?ref_=sr_1







Sorry for the testosterone rage. <3 you Mephi.

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Huh???

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Giant space = clear text I guess.

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Nope:D

The first one was a sweet one
Second one was a blast
Soon I finished off the bag, ate 'em up real fast
You can see 'em in my teeth
Tell it when I talk
Had so many my pancreas just went into shock

I like the white stuff, baaaby!

In the middle of an O-re-O...

While it's true most Dragons are cruel,
the Shivan Dragon seems to take particular glee in the misery of others,
often tormenting its victims much like a cat plays with a mouse before delivering the final blow.

Sleepy me

Get to direct parking at 08:00 tomorrow in Sac...pray for my safety :p

Vine Jesu Domini
Bonae est requiem

[thwack]

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Sleepy me

Get to direct parking at 08:00 tomorrow in Sac...pray for my safety :p

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I feel you there, damn.

Bring out your dead!!
Bring out your dead!!

I'm not dead yet!!
I'm feeling better now!

Every time I try to talk to someone it's "sorry this" and "forgive me that" and "I'm not worthy"...What are you doing now?
Averting our eyes, oh Lord.
Well, don't. It's just like those miserable psalms, they're so depressing. Now knock it off!

Stop groveling
if there's one thing I can stand its groveling

Sir Lancelot: [Sir Galahad the Chaste is being seduced by an entire castle full of young women] We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: Am not.

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Sir Lancelot: [Sir Galahad the Chaste is being seduced by an entire castle full of young women] We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Sir Galahad: I don't think I was.
Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Sir Lancelot: Am not.

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What about King Arthur?

THey were forced to eat Sir Robins minstrels.
There was much rejoicing.