you know you own a ball python when.....

You know you own a ball python when...

... you tell people that you own a ball python and they say "I didn't know they had testicles!"

not read all but I prolly done moer than 3/4 of these already.

Heck yuo know you own bps ( or other snakes) when the 911 dispatch has you as a refer to call for snake removals

your told to get rid of the snakes nd get a gf (find one that like snakes) and then told don't need a gf just play with the dang snakes. (my grandmother's word for years) .

reading bp-net while on hold with dell for 3+ hours

When you want more snakes but cant keep any on campus, then you come up with the idea to ask one of your professors if you can add some to their reptile collection, and see if they would be interested in a breeding project....

(just an idea of mine, the breeding project) I really want to see if theyll let me keep my snake here though, it has to be a "lab animal" they have snakes and scorpions here im sure but I havent seen any yet.

I guess they let students take care of the collection so everyone can feed all the different reptiles they have. :D

and my roommates afraid of snakes so thats great :oops:

Don't know if it's been said but....

when you avoid turning the lights on in your room after dark to avoid disturbing your snakes nocturnal habits.

YOU KNOW YOU OWN A BALL PYTHON WHEN YOUR FRIENDS CALL YOU SNAKE MAN! :):snake::snake::snake:

When you've cut your food budget in 1/2 for 3 months to afford a new morph.

...When the dispatcher calls you (me) to every snake related call, even one far away from where you are