Dueling twinkies

Holy Armored Snack Cakes, Cookie Man!

A girl goes down with bronchitis and misses all the spongy cream-filled fun. Is it too late to join the ranks? I offer my experience of building various vegetable launching machinery, that can be quickly alterd for the purpose of sending explosive snack cakes toward the enemy. I also make a mean margarita.

Get in here Sass! Any friend of a margarita is a friend of mine! (Can you make appletini's too?)

I wonder ladies (and Eddie) if we are like some sort of lost troops thing...the war is over and no one told us! We could be here for years....hiding out in the plastic spaceship and the clifford house....munching on snack cakes...permanently "happy" from Eddie's devoted service to the cause....WAIT...I personally am not seeing much of a problem with this scenerio!!

As long as my dear husband Micheal remembers to mow the yard around us we shall probably be able to hold position. Please do not consider him a combatant, if you fire pink snoballs at him he's likely to refuse to do yard chores (those men will use any excuse to avoid the lawnmower!).

My only concern is the awful Michigan winter. Someone quick do a study on the insulating properties of marshmallow!


~~Jo~~

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Originally Posted by frankykeno

Get in here Sass! Any friend of a margarita is a friend of mine! (Can you make appletini's too?)

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I second that- get in here girl!

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I wonder ladies (and Eddie) if we are like some sort of lost troops thing...the war is over and no one told us! We could be here for years....hiding out in the plastic spaceship and the clifford house....munching on snack cakes...permanently "happy" from Eddie's devoted service to the cause....WAIT...I personally am not seeing much of a problem with this scenerio!!?)

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I was wondering too if the war was over and no one told us, cause we have not heard from our enemies in a long time. Being here for years is fine with me, at least it will be fun!

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As long as my dear husband Micheal remembers to mow the yard around us we shall probably be able to hold position. Please do not consider him a combatant, if you fire pink snoballs at him he's likely to refuse to do yard chores (those men will use any excuse to avoid the lawnmower!).

My only concern is the awful Michigan winter. Someone quick do a study on the insulating properties of marshmallow!


~~Jo~~

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We wont fire at Micheal.... we need his service. M-I-C-H-E-A-L.. is that a misspell, cause oddly, thats EXACTLY how I chose to spell my sons name rather than the traditional way and this would be the only time I have ever seen it spelled that way. LOL My sons school thought I was mispelling it, had to bring in his birth certificate to prove I chose to spell it that way, recently, my daughter got one of her reports marked for spelling her brothers name like that, once again, had to send in a copy of the BC to get it straightened out for her too.

Also, I can tell ya this, marshmellows would insulate us just great! Can ya radio to one of the girls to start stocking piling marshmellows so we may build some insulation from this winter before it hits?

Dawn, much recovered from twinkie OD, and fairly numb from a few mudslides starts melting together a marshmellow brick wall with her soldering iron. ;)

See what the stress of longtime warfare does!!!! I mis-spelled my own husband's name....arrrrrrrrrrgh! Both my husband, his father, and our son are all named Michael...you'd think I could spell it right by now LMAO :oops:

I'm blaming Eddie and his excellent liquid fortifications!


~~Jo~~

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Originally Posted by frankykeno

Get in here Sass! Any friend of a margarita is a friend of mine! (Can you make appletini's too?)

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Appletinis, watermelon margaritas, and a number of other fruity takes on our favorite beverages.

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Originally Posted by frankykeno

I wonder ladies (and Eddie) if we are like some sort of lost troops thing...the war is over and no one told us! We could be here for years....hiding out in the plastic spaceship and the clifford house....munching on snack cakes...permanently "happy" from Eddie's devoted service to the cause....WAIT...I personally am not seeing much of a problem with this scenerio!!

As long as my dear husband Micheal remembers to mow the yard around us we shall probably be able to hold position. Please do not consider him a combatant, if you fire pink snoballs at him he's likely to refuse to do yard chores (those men will use any excuse to avoid the lawnmower!).

My only concern is the awful Michigan winter. Someone quick do a study on the insulating properties of marshmallow!


~~Jo~~

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Yes yes...maybe it is over, and it was a plan to get us to hold ourselves up in an effort to be rid of us and our snake cake bombing ways. Or...it isnt over, and they are planning something else. Like maybe they are baking the worlds largest twinkie...and they are going to drop it on our Clifford house, Witch style. hhhmmm....

Jeanne I so understand about misspelling of names! I argued and argued with my 7th grade science teacher because she refused to call me Christie, always Christine. Grrrrrrr. Like I don't know my own name?!!?!?! How frustrating.

Good work Dawn on getting the insulation started. Not only will we be nice an snuggly, but oh so colorful as well. Going on a recon mission to stake out more colorful snowballs later this week.

When the snows get too bad, we can always start the negotiations for a cease fire....the Hostess Convention? We'll worry about that when the drinks stop flowing! :D

Sass you referred to them as "snake cakes" NOT "snack cakes"....the hilarious thing part is I constantly have had to watch that same typo while in this crazy thread too!

Did you want to drive to the Snakes Anonomous (sp) support group this week dear or shall I?


~~Joanna~~

P.S. Maybe I actually mistook your meaning Sass. Are you proposing we lob those silly snake sausage thingies at the enemy? :P

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Originally Posted by frankykeno

Sass you referred to them as "snake cakes" NOT "snack cakes"....the hilarious thing part is I constantly have had to watch that same typo while in this crazy thread too!

Did you want to drive to the Snakes Anonomous (sp) support group this week dear or shall I?


~~Joanna~~

P.S. Maybe I actually mistook your meaning Sass. Are you proposing we lob those silly snake sausage thingies at the enemy? :P

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Bahahhaha....forgive me. I'm on too many medications to care! LOL

But yanno...those sausage thingies just might work! They probably have better launch potential. ;)

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Originally Posted by frankykeno

Sass you referred to them as "snake cakes" NOT "snack cakes"....the hilarious thing part is I constantly have had to watch that same typo while in this crazy thread too!

Did you want to drive to the Snakes Anonomous (sp) support group this week dear or shall I?


~~Joanna~~

P.S. Maybe I actually mistook your meaning Sass. Are you proposing we lob those silly snake sausage thingies at the enemy? :P

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LMAO!! I've done the same thing!!! I laughed quietly at myself and hit the backspace button!