You might be a ball python keeper..........

...if you've ever used the sentence "Nah no pub tonight, feeding night!"

...You tell your friends you and your significant other are expecting to bring a new little man home in the near future and the people that know you and also own snakes say "Awh congratulations!" because they know you're bring home a snake...

The rest say "Awh congratulations!" because they think you're bringing home a baby...add to looks of confusion as to why you don't even look remotely grav-PREGNANT.

You have ever blamed a fart on the snake instead of the dog

Your dog has tried to blame a fart on the snake


And you both got away with it :D

A 2 for 1 sale on rubbermade 2221s at zellers makes you the happiest ever and you tell the cashier that its like christmas and she looks at you like you are a basket case.

Someone finds out that you have snakes and they ask you how many and you say "only 10".

When people ask you if your worried your snakes will eat your cat and you reply "I'm more worried my cat will eat my snakes!"

This is the best thread ever!! Sticky???

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Your happy to get blue balls.

Your kid is the only one that has to get permission from the principal to bring in their pet on show and tell day.

You are making out your grocery list for the week, and rodents are on it.

You wake up like a little kid on christmas every day after cleared eyes when you're expecting a shed.

Your husband asks if you'll "always be this weird" when you baby-talk to your snakes

When you worry so much about your snake not eating that you don't eat yourself

The only vacation of the year you've planned is to Hamburg for the reptile convention

Sticky, sticky, sticky :) :gj: ...... One of the best threads, IMO.

-When you have to explain to your husband the difference between hoarding and having a breeding collection repeatedly. (9 snakes are not a lot!)

-When mom comes over for my nephew's first birthday party and the one thing she wants to do before she leaves is to hold the baby balls. (she loves my nippy little pinstripe girl)

You can complement a woman's rack and not be sexually harassing her.