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  • 03-24-2017, 07:40 PM
    kxr
    Re: Ball pythons and burmese are the same!
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    Originally Posted by OTorresUSMC View Post
    Bro you dont get any more blockbuster than tara reid!!!! Seriously tho with a name like RapDactylNado i think tara would be the only one to show up for the casting lol.

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    The twist is she plays the rapdactyl. [emoji19]

    She can wear a really really bad costume that has a hole for her face and she can run around terrorizing the town.


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  • 03-24-2017, 07:50 PM
    facepirte
    Re: Ball pythons and burmese are the same!
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    Originally Posted by kxr View Post
    The twist is she plays the rapdactyl. [emoji19]

    She can wear a really really bad costume that has a hole for her face and she can run around terrorizing the town.


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    Winner winner anacobrese dinner
  • 03-24-2017, 07:55 PM
    OTorresUSMC
    Re: Ball pythons and burmese are the same!
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    Originally Posted by kxr View Post
    The twist is she plays the rapdactyl. [emoji19]

    She can wear a really really bad costume that has a hole for her face and she can run around terrorizing the town.


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    Thats it!!! Shes the result of a horrible accident where she was bitten by her Raptor het Dactyl, and mutated into the Asexual, self reproducing RapDactyl. She would produce 100 young for every Gatorsaurous Rex and BurmBalligator she consumed until Sean William Scott was able to reach her inner human through a series of courting rituals and fed her the poisonous teacup Ocala Cobra there by iradicating all the RapDactyls and saving the human race. Who wants to write the dialogue??

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  • 03-24-2017, 07:59 PM
    kxr
    Re: Ball pythons and burmese are the same!
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by OTorresUSMC View Post
    Thats it!!! Shes the result of a horrible accident where she was bitten by her Raptor het Dactyl, and mutated into the Asexual, self reproducing RapDactyl. She would produce 100 young for every Gatorsaurous Rex and BurmBalligator she consumed until Sean William Scott was able to reach her inner human through a series of courting rituals and fed her the poisonous teacup Ocala Cobra there by iradicating all the RapDactyls and saving the human race. Who wants to write the dialogue??

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    I really want to see what someone would write as the dialogue for this


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  • 03-24-2017, 08:13 PM
    Hannahshissyfix
    Re: Ball pythons and burmese are the same!
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    Originally Posted by Mike17 View Post
    Ohhh please include Anna Faris!!!! LOL And I would love to se Seann William Scott too.

    Perfect cast for a burmgator rex tee cup trash story blockbuster [emoji23]


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    <3 Anna Faris, good call! Was just thinking of rewatching May earlier!
  • 03-25-2017, 06:36 AM
    Craiga 01453
    If Mike Tyson doesn't have a cameo you can count me and my creative genius out!!
  • 03-25-2017, 06:44 AM
    Neal
    Re: Ball pythons and burmese are the same!
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    Originally Posted by cletus View Post
    That's just silly. It's burms and cornsnakes that are the same.

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    Whatever, burms and king cobras are the same, they both grow to double digits. Get it right. :P
  • 03-25-2017, 06:49 AM
    Craiga 01453
    Re: Ball pythons and burmese are the same!
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    Originally Posted by Neal View Post
    Whatever, burms and king cobras are the same, they both grow to double digits. Get it right. :P

    All these "slang" names for the same species really confuses me....
    As long as I steer clear of the ones that shoot lasers from their eyes I will feel safe. From what I've read, those buggers can shoot you from 110 yards (that's over 100 meters for our friends in the UK and the rest of the world) and around corners!!!
  • 03-25-2017, 01:47 PM
    facepirte
    Re: Ball pythons and burmese are the same!
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    Originally Posted by craigafrechette View Post
    All these "slang" names for the same species really confuses me....
    As long as I steer clear of the ones that shoot lasers from their eyes I will feel safe. From what I've read, those buggers can shoot you from 110 yards (that's over 100 meters for our friends in the UK and the rest of the world) and around corners!!!

    i hope the feeder dolphins you ordered earlier dont come with lasers strapped to them
  • 03-25-2017, 04:17 PM
    Craiga 01453
    Re: Ball pythons and burmese are the same!
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    Originally Posted by facepirte View Post
    i hope the feeder dolphins you ordered earlier dont come with lasers strapped to them

    I opted to go for the ones without lasers. They wanted $2.00 for the lasers, too rich for my blood
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