Bad Parking Appreciation Thread

Cars are for driving. Getting from point A to point B. If you have a car that is so special that it needs to inconvenience me, then don't drive it and get a bicycle or don't complain when i go out of my way to return the inconveniences by parking nice and close.

When i see people double parked like that, i can't type out here the things i say or do without getting an infraction.

I've contemplated getting fake tickets to put on people's car for it.

That mini heart attack will teach them.

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Originally Posted by Kodieh

I've contemplated getting fake tickets to put on people's car for it.

That mini heart attack will teach them.

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If it doesn't then i'll just take a dump on their hood and you can make the note say "the bird missed your car, i have better aim"

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

If it doesn't then i'll just take a dump on their hood and you can make the note say "the bird missed your car, i have better aim"

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" Next time it's the seat. You have been warned, everyone gets one. "

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Originally Posted by Kodieh

" Next time it's the seat. You have been warned, everyone gets one. "

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"P.S.- I'm having mexican beforehand"

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

"P.S.- I'm having mexican beforehand"

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Yep, this is single handedly one of the most devious notes possible to leave.

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More devious than general grievous

hahahaha! awesome.

I once worked with a guy who dropped a deuce in someone's sunroof once.

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We have a winner..

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