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  • 08-20-2010, 10:29 AM
    MitsuMike
    Re: you know you own a ball python when.....
    You know you own a BP when you take the morning off work to wait for your new snake to come in.

    You know you own a BP when you feel like a little kid on Christmas when you see the UPS/Fedex truck pull into your neighborhood around 10 am

    You know you own a BP when after months of it not eating and all hope seems lost it finally eats and it makes your day
  • 08-20-2010, 10:47 AM
    DmD
    Haha definitely!!! :)
  • 08-20-2010, 11:06 AM
    Maverick67
    Re: you know you own a ball python when.....
    when you need to convince your 3 year old daughter that she can not name/pet or otherwise become attached to any rat that is brought home.

    when you ask your wife to play your balls and she knows it not foreplay.
    side note don't refer to them as balls in front of 3 year old daughter this potentially can get DCF called on you.
  • 08-20-2010, 04:30 PM
    anatess
    Re: you know you own a ball python when.....
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Valentine Pirate View Post
    ... people at the cafe evesdropping wonder how you got a bumblebee from a spider

    LOL! I just had this happen...
    I posted pictures of our new hatchlings 2 of which are bumblebees in my church forum and I wrote on it - Anybody know what these are?

    And one of the guys on there that owns snakes wrote in big letters. "BUMBLEBEES"!!!

    And tons of people laughed at the post thinking it was a joke...
  • 08-20-2010, 04:32 PM
    anatess
    ... When you see an ad for Really Useful Box (RUB) in Staples and you immediately think... PERFECT SNAKE BIN!
  • 08-20-2010, 08:46 PM
    onna_shinigami
    When you go into Lowe's with a travel tub waiting for someone their to ask to check the box before you leave the store.
  • 08-22-2010, 06:19 PM
    sweety314
    Re: you know you own a ball python when.....
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by dc4teg View Post
    when you think a snake is going to be a budget pet.... :D

    It IS a budget pet......it takes up all your budget!!! :rolleyes::P
  • 08-23-2010, 05:57 PM
    grotty
    ASFs
    sorry could someone please tell me what ASFs means thanks
  • 08-23-2010, 05:59 PM
    dr del
    Re: you know you own a ball python when.....
    Hi,

    African Soft Furred rats - also known as multimamate mice (sp?) and those vicious little bouncy things. :gj:


    dr del
  • 08-26-2010, 08:49 AM
    Andie
    Re: you know you own a ball python when.....
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Lolo76 View Post
    OMG... LOLOLOL!!! :8::8:

    One time I was at the East Bay Viv, and told the clerk "I'm going to check out your balls now..." Only a snake person would say that, and realize later that it sounded odd. :weirdface

    Wow.... never thought about that one but I will definately give it an honest go.... could you imagine the look on ppl face when they realize I'm a lady. :)
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