You might be a ball python keeper..........

...You forget it's your Mum's birthday next week - But you've already bought your Ball Python a new hide for her birthday ON THE SAME DAY AS YOUR MUMS.

...You can't think of any of your friends who, after meeting your Ball Python, don't now WANT a snake :P

...There are weekly cries of "Oooh whats in that container on the window le-OH MY GOD AIMEE CAN'T YOU DEFROST THAT THING SOMEWHERE ELSE!??" - From the Grandparent in the Kitchen

...The phrase "Don't hug me, there's a python in my pocket." Doesn't sound weird any more.

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Originally Posted by CherryPython

...You forget it's your Mum's birthday next week :

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Lol I love the usage of "mum"

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Originally Posted by Rob

Lol I love the usage of "mum"

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Hahaha :P The joys of being British :D Mumsie, Mummy dearest, Mother dear :P

You might be a ball python keeper if...

You come home and yell " Time to play with my balls!"

Your kids don't even flinch anymore when you pre-kill your snakes meal....
And neither do you.

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Originally Posted by rebelrachel13

(P.S., these "ball" jokes are a little overdone IMHO... :snake: :snake:)

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I'm pretty sure that's not even possible :D

If you read EVERY post and laughed at them all

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Originally Posted by DrDooLittle

Your kids don't even flinch anymore when you pre-kill your snakes meal....
And neither do you.

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Haha, my kids can't wait for feed day...

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-if the word spider has nothing to do with 8 legs.
-bumblebee has nothing to do with honey
-you talk about cleaning or feeding your balls in public and don't understand why you are getting dirty looks

... If you've ever calculated the convection currents in an exclosure so you could balance the heat and humidity just so.

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Originally Posted by Mike41793

...you cant find your thermometer so you just try and use your temp gun to see if you have a fever.

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Oh thank you! I thought I was the only one to do that! :D (Human armpits are about 1F lower than under the tongue, according to my reference book... and only on this site do I have to go back and put "human" in front of this to be clear.)