you know you own a ball python when.....

When you are in the bedroom talking to "yourself", and your significant other pokes their head in to see what you want, and realize you weren't talking to them.

When you accidentally call your friend's new baby a hatchling. (I just did this this morning. I can't believe my stupidity sometimes!).

When you cut the control of the electric blanket out and rig up your BP's heating system with it...

When your bro catches a little fish, calls it a dinker, and you wonder what special markings it had...

When you're willing to spend more money for another snake, but not for things that need fixed around the house...

When it's really a tough choice deciding on paying for the necessary root canal, or the next morph deal you really want! (just happened to me...I got the root canal, though...)

:taz: Keep 'em coming! This is one of the best threads on here! :banana:

... people at the cafe evesdropping wonder how you got a bumblebee from a spider

When u make a nice new hide for ur BP and go to sleep only to wake up to a large poop in the hide and the BP sittin outside the hide as if to say "F U i dont like it" stupid female didnt crap for like 2 or 3 weeks then i give her a new hide and she craps in it feelin the love

when you think a snake is going to be a budget pet.... :D

When you're excited to see your pets getting it on! And then you take pictures of the aforementioned porn, and promptly post pictures on a website! Then you tell people how happy you were that you got to see them doin' it.. haha...

when you have plenty of money saved up over the summer, but you're still scrambling for pennies in order to pay for you textbooks after an expo

when you show your balls in public

You scour craigslist for a wine fridge...find one...drive 30 minutes to buy it...and you don't drink wine.