Extra Money?!

Ok, I don't mean to sound like a whiner here but I feel like people keep adding tons of hot snakes and I'm being left in the dust lol. What's everyone's secrets here? I want to know what you guys do to make extra money to afford all of these beauties! I feel like at the end of the month after bills i have some money left, but not a ton to be dropping all into snakes. I'm going to be going back to school soon too (well i've only really taken 1 semester off so it's not like it's been a long time or anything) and I wanna know if there's anything i can do on the side to make money. I realize some people just have jobs that pay well, but surely you all must be doing something to afford these snakes lol. Donating lots of blood? Selling organs on the black market? Robbing graveyards? Hahaha

Share your secrets with me pleaseeee! :D

Ha I wanna know them too! I don't get fun things often. Mike we could start a very classy jigglo company very high class tasty stuff with large price tags!

What is this "Money" you speak of?

i'm a gigolo on the weekends.

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Ha I wanna know them too! I don't get fun things often. Mike we could start a very classy jigglo company very high class tasty stuff with large price tags!

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lol typed my comment before i read yours. great minds think alike. ;)

I donate plasma, nothing like getting paid 15/hour for two or so hours of my time a week. One time I got 55 in one go.

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i eat a lot of ramen noodles.

Guys its me we're talking about. Trust me, i already thought of all the prostitution jokes lol. I'm really being serious here tho lol!

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lol typed my comment before i read yours. great minds think alike. ;)

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Haha yes sir! Cept you can spell lol. So hands up for becoming high class gigolos?

Donate sperm, if you got a sperm bank by you haha or plasma can be decent money. If you were a girl they pay lots for eggs

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Haha yes sir! Cept you can spell lol. So hands up for becoming high class gigolos?

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not gonna lie, i had to google that word to check on the spelling. but yes.. i'm in. :gj:

I knew this is how this thread was going to go lol. Oh well. :rolleyes:

Thats what i get for always being a jokester i guess!

I don't google I wing it an hope it counts lol

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I donate plasma, nothing like getting paid 15/hour for two or so hours of my time a week. One time I got 55 in one go.

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I would do this but i can't do needles. Don't like them.

I'm being honest donate sperm! They don't do that in my town but I gotta buddy in the cities that does it he's always got money

In all seriousness, sperm donation does pay well. We just don't have one in Stillwater.

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Offer people to walk their dogs or children

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In all seriousness, sperm donation does pay well. We just don't have one in Stillwater.

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He's ignoring the words of wisdom we both spew!

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I knew this is how this thread was going to go lol. Oh well. :rolleyes:

Thats what i get for always being a jokester i guess!

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that's what you get. lol

i already told you my serious answer.. ramen noodles. ;) 60 cents a meal will save you a lot of money.

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that's what you get. lol

i already told you my serious answer.. ramen noodles. ;) 60 cents a meal will save you a lot of money.

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Ew but then you're gonna pay for that with your health unfortunately :/

For sperm, or egg donation for that matter, don't you have to have an extensive medical background check and be EXTREMELY healthy?

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I seriously don't think sperm donation is an option for me. I have diseases that run in my family lol

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Ew but then you're gonna pay for that with your health unfortunately :/

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who cares about your health when you have hot snakes? i'll sacrifice my health for that. ;)

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who cares about your health when you have hot snakes? i'll sacrifice my health for that. ;)

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You're right! What was I thinking?? :rolleyes:

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Ramen noodles everyday would kill me haha.

Go to the bank, ask politely for the money they have. Your aloud one massive not your money withdrawal a year just be nice about it is all

Or pull something like in The Italian Job?! Marky wahlberg, jason statham, ed norton, and i, just robbin some european banks haha!

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Or pull something like in The Italian Job?! Marky wahlberg, jason statham, ed norton, and i, just robbin some european banks haha!

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pm me for details.

Marky mark!
Write a children's novel about sloths and snakes taking over Canada

Nick do I really seem like someone you'd trust around kids...?

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Marky mark!
Write a children's novel about sloths and snakes taking over Canada

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Where are these sloths you speak of?

Yes you do mike now walk those children! An Bobba they are coming! They will attack in the night

I have no idea Mike. But I'm right there with you. I'd love a clown, however that won't be happening any time soon.

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Yes you do mike now walk those children! An Bobba they are coming! They will attack in the night

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Walk them? Like the pantera song lol?!

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I have no idea Mike. But I'm right there with you. I'd love a clown, however that won't be happening any time soon.

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Samezees :(

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Walk them? Like the pantera song lol?!

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Nope with leashes in the sun can't let them free run its not safe you can always set up a cable run for them.

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Nope with leashes in the sun can't let them free run its not safe you can always set up a cable run for them.

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Choke collars

Gotta use the cloth kind

I don't even know what's happening in this thread, lol.

I've pretty much given up on getting anything hot until I have a job that sustains me enough to put aside 50 or so every paycheck. While I'm still paying rent for an apartment, it ain't happening...

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I seriously don't think sperm donation is an option for me. I have diseases that run in my family lol

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Also, you have to be a genius for any bank to want your junk.

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Also, you have to be a genius for any bank to want your junk.

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Goes for eggs too. Plus perfect family history, plus perfect mental health, plus probably a few other factors. AND egg extraction can be super-painful.

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Also, you have to be a genius for any bank to want your junk.

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How do they measure that lol?

EDIT: the "genius" that is, not junk lol

Iq test? I blow those outta the water! Lol

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Iq test? I blow those outta the water! Lol

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Most days I think it should just be a measure of common sense ><

O I love common sense!

Seems to be a strong lack of it these days.

Haha I see the lack of it every day. Gotta love good ol' job security

IQ's don't test me, i test IQ's!

I'm broke as a joke all the time. Most I've had of my own money to buy a snake was 150$ for my Spider/Mojave, and I only got such a great deal because he has a wobble and the breeder just needed to make room. Buying morphs is probably gonna be limited to tax return time.

I need bigger tax returns then lol! C'mon uncle sam!

Have any talents? Like can you build stuff?

There's a dude here who makes wooden statues with chainsaws. He gets like $250+ per statue