OMG, I met the legendary BG, and purchased a ALbino and Pastal

IN THE SAME DAY, lol picking up my rack, 110 ten feeder mice/rats, crickets, LOTS of water dragon cage decor, mister and bought my first 2 morphs.. plus wait............................ i got to meet Guns, though i was in a hurry, it was an honor,lol anyway some pics of my new babies

http://i822.photobucket.com/albums/z...y/100_4058.jpg

http://i822.photobucket.com/albums/z...y/100_4059.jpg

Nice!
I read somewhere that BG's muscle heat causes disorientation. Is that true? :weirdface

not but it casue invaluntary urination lol. he seemed like a great guy, i was in hurry scambling to find a atm with cash cause i been hagggling a deal with the albino

No pictures of the man, the myth, the legend?

By the way nice pickups and congrats

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Originally Posted by West Coast Jungle

No pictures of the man, the myth, the legend?

By the way nice pickups and congrats

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Raul here is a pic with BG, myself and MISSDIXIE!!!
http://i369.photobucket.com/albums/o...9/SDC10200.jpg

Congrats on the beautiful pastel and albino!!!!!!!!!!!!

Neil's hair lines look nice and crisp :gj:

I will assume BG is the one facing the other way lol. It's definitive BG's back does exist lol.

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Originally Posted by sg1trogdor

I will assume BG is the one facing the other way lol. It's definitive BG's back does exist lol.

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Yes you are correct he is facing the other way!!! This is how BG takes pic's!!!!

I guess big, bad BG is a shy little mouse!!! :banana:

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Originally Posted by danounet

i guess big, bad bg is a shy little mouse!!! :banana:

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lol

Nice:snake:'s

Congrats!

Nice Balls. I wonder what else BG has as far as bp's go.

Grats on the nice pickups!!

I once snapped a couple of BG pics at a show. When i loaded them onto my computer they all came out great.....except for the BG pics. They just came up saying "nice try" ;)

What's BG afraid of? Is his face deformed or something? He says all the girls want him so lets see whats so good about him? Cocky hot guys usually love being in front of the camera! He seems to be a nice guy but that's kinda weird!

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Originally Posted by seeya205

What's BG afraid of? Is his face deformed or something? He says all the girls want him so lets see whats so good about him? Cocky hot guys usually love being in front of the camera! He seems to be a nice guy but that's kinda weird!

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Maybe hes wanted by the fbi :rofl::rofl::rofl:

he is wanted, by the FBI, for being damn sexy, lol Female Body Ivestigator, lol no pics i was in a hurry, next time i would love to sit down with Frankie, and BG, because ii could learn alot, guess i was shy.

Nice pick ups, congrats. :)

Perhaps BG is just a leeeeetle shy?

Bruce

Awaiting for his response.

I have all intentions of talking straight up trash to you when I see you again Bowser!!!! Shaun showed you to BG...Then I heard you were there...then I asked BG if he knew you so I could meet and talk with you. You walked down the isle behind us and BG said "There he is!" Then I never saw you again. Brother, I have talked to you plenty of times at the shows and had no clue who you were! You need to come by and talk with me next time...or are you picking up some of BG's mysterious ways?????? :colbert:

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Originally Posted by FatBoy

Shaun showed you to BG...

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:colbert: Nope, I was asked after he heard me say Big Guns if that was him, I couldnt say no! lol BG then blamed me for blowing his cover! lol Im just increasing his fan base! :gj:

lol no, i guess i figured ya didn't remember me, I walked up there once to talk to the berdins burm people cause the dude rembered me from last time and ya was gone, i was gonna ask if ya rembmerd me, so yea, more i was shy, well not like OMG shy but more less i look at yall breeders as excperts and i guess i felt weird idk, plus i was runnig aroud like a chicken with my head cut off trying to find the atm, to get some cash for the albino, it was outa cash by the way, so i had my gf go up to gas station to one.

plus if i would of yeld out signs of online names i would have met more people.
Steven

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Originally Posted by BOWSER11788

more less i look at yall breeders as excperts

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Easy big boy...only expert there was Big Guns :D...lol...The rest of us are just Friends. :)

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Originally Posted by seeya205

What's BG afraid of? Is his face deformed or something? He says all the girls want him so lets see whats so good about him? Cocky hot guys usually love being in front of the camera! He seems to be a nice guy but that's kinda weird!

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BG isn't afraid of anything. His awesomeness would just destroy the camera if someone tried to take a picture of him straight on with it. :P

well, nex time i'll pull up a chair and we'll talk, also did you have any stuff, casue Guns, stuff looked like it was in your spot,lol he is secretive, i just thought he was a keeper not a seller,

Big Guns invaded my space, drank my drinks, stole my help, and even tried to run off with my wife!!! Gotta watch that BG!

LOL I assume BG just wants to not let everyone on BP.net to know what he looks like because it's best if everyone still questions him hahah:rofl:

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Big Guns invaded my space, drank my drinks, stole my help, and even tried to run off with my wife!!! Gotta watch that BG!

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There's BG for ya:8:

lol sounds like Guns, well maybe he is so secretive is because he pissed alotta people off and they are looking for him, he's not smooth he is runnig for his life. why its crazy how much people ponder on his life, mabye he really is a legend, can't wait till he responds to this lol

I hear BG IS Chuck Norris...

Hahaha. FBI. I haven't heard that in forever, a couple of my guy friends have those shirts actually. I have no idea who this "Big Gunns" is that you speak of. But he obviously doesn't want the whole bp.net world seeing his face. Only his massive back.

Very interesting.
Glad you had fun at the show though!

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Originally Posted by GoBoilers

I hear BG IS Chuck Norris...

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lol. omg...that was so funny. i'm ripe with too many chuck norris jokes..

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the only thing Chuck Norris is afraid of is Chuck Norris...and BGs.

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Originally Posted by seeya205

What's BG afraid of? Is his face deformed or something? He says all the girls want him so lets see whats so good about him? Cocky hot guys usually love being in front of the camera! He seems to be a nice guy but that's kinda weird!

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He's drop dead gorgeous and sweet to boot.:)

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Originally Posted by FatBoy

Big Guns invaded my space, drank my drinks, stole my help, and even tried to run off with my wife!!! Gotta watch that BG!

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At least he didn't try to play with your monkey. That would have been a fight. You gotta draw the line somewhere and touching the monkey would have been it... :rofl:

LOL Neil... You gotta say something. I'm waiting with baited breath!

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Originally Posted by LadyOhh

LOL Neil... You gotta say something. I'm waiting with baited breath!

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That will cost you $20. Neil doesn't type for free.

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Originally Posted by Vypyrz

At least he didn't try to play with your monkey. That would have been a fight. You gotta draw the line somewhere and touching the monkey would have been it... :rofl:

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Big Guns asked several times if he could spank Fat Boy's monkey.....Fat Boy naturally refused. :D

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Big Guns asked several times if he could spank Fat Boy's monkey.....Fat Boy naturally refused. :D

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Hahaha, oh god, that was great! :rofl:

How could Big Gunns miss this thread? He knows all his fans out there have been anxiously awaiting his response. Hopefully some of you have been able to get some work done today between running back and forth to this thread 100 times.:D

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Nice!
I read somewhere that BG's muscle heat causes disorientation. Is that true? :weirdface

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Definitely true. In women Big Gunns causes one other involuntary action that BG has been secretly(what else) working with Dr. Drew(Google him) to see if he can bottle and sell it.;):D

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Originally Posted by BOWSER11788

not but it casue invaluntary urination lol. he seemed like a great guy, i was in hurry scambling to find a atm with cash cause i been hagggling a deal with the albino

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Also true with most men because they realize that they'll soon be losing their wife and home to BG.:D

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Originally Posted by Boanerges

Congrats on the beautiful pastel and albino!!!!!!!!!!!!

Neil's hair lines look nice and crisp :gj:

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Big Gunns just had it styled for his fans.:gj:

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Originally Posted by sg1trogdor

I will assume BG is the one facing the other way lol. It's definitive BG's back does exist lol.

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The pandemonium caused by pics the other way have made Big Gunns realize that it's best for society if he takes pics this way.:D

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Originally Posted by Danounet

I guess big, bad BG is a shy little mouse!!! :banana:

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Responses like this make one thing perfectly clear. You've never met BIG GUNNS!!!!!!!:D

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Originally Posted by lesserlover

Nice Balls. I wonder what else BG has as far as bp's go.

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This is what BG does best. Let's his fans "wonder".

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Originally Posted by waltah!

I once snapped a couple of BG pics at a show. When i loaded them onto my computer they all came out great.....except for the BG pics. They just came up saying "nice try" ;)

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Camera companies are smart. They realize they can get 5 times the money for cameras that WILL actually take and store a Big Gunns pic.

Big Gunns gets 50% of the profits of course.:D

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Originally Posted by seeya205

What's BG afraid of? Is his face deformed or something? He says all the girls want him so lets see whats so good about him? Cocky hot guys usually love being in front of the camera! He seems to be a nice guy but that's kinda weird!

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Big Gunns doesn't take this type of pick. He does know someone who does though. This person is much better dressed and never wears a hat(only 3 gallons of hair gel). BP.net rookies have not met him yet.

His name is Pimp Daddy Neil.:D

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Originally Posted by f4n70m

Maybe hes wanted by the fbi :rofl::rofl::rofl:

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He is, but only for his vast knowledge of the Universe. They wanted Big Gunns to run it, but the US government couldn't afford him.

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Originally Posted by BOWSER11788

he is wanted, by the FBI, for being damn sexy, lol Female Body Ivestigator, lol no pics i was in a hurry, next time i would love to sit down with Frankie, and BG, because ii could learn alot, guess i was shy.

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Well BG will admit, the FBI did have a problem with all the Big Guns screensavers their female employees had. Apparently they weren't getting any work done. They just left Big Gunns on the screen.:D

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Originally Posted by Bruce Whitehead

Nice pick ups, congrats. :)

Perhaps BG is just a leeeeetle shy?

Bruce

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Again.... You've never met Big Gunns.:D

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Originally Posted by PrototypePythons

:colbert: Nope, I was asked after he heard me say Big Guns if that was him, I couldnt say no! lol BG then blamed me for blowing his cover! lol Im just increasing his fan base! :gj:

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Some fans just get too excited after meeting Big Gunns and can't keep quiet. He understands Proto and wants you to know that he forgives you. Lucky for you.:colbert:

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Originally Posted by FatBoy

Easy big boy...only expert there was Big Guns :D...lol...The rest of us are just Friends. :)

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You're a lot smarter than you look big fellah.:D

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Originally Posted by Russ Lawson

BG isn't afraid of anything. His awesomeness would just destroy the camera if someone tried to take a picture of him straight on with it. :P

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"Awesomeness" was added to the English language after Big Gunns was created.

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Originally Posted by FatBoy

Big Guns invaded my space, drank my drinks, stole my help, and even tried to run off with my wife!!! Gotta watch that BG!

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Big Gunns takes back that last statement about yah. You're definitely as dumb as you look for letting Big Gunns hang around to do all this.:D

"tried"????? If it makes you feel better to tell the fans BG "tried" BG won't say anything.:D

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LOL I assume BG just wants to not let everyone on BP.net to know what he looks like because it's best if everyone still questions him hahah:rofl:

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Sometimes leeetle kiddies are the smart ones.:D

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Originally Posted by BOWSER11788

lol sounds like Guns, well maybe he is so secretive is because he pissed alotta people off and they are looking for him, he's not smooth he is runnig for his life. why its crazy how much people ponder on his life, mabye he really is a legend, can't wait till he responds to this lol

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Big Gunns has definitely "pissed alotta people off", but what are these guys really gonna do about it. It's not like they could have done anything to control their women anyway....and messing with Big Gunns is suicidal.:D

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Originally Posted by GoBoilers

I hear BG IS Chuck Norris...

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Chuck Norris does Big Gunns laundry.

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Originally Posted by shescountry89

Hahaha. FBI. I haven't heard that in forever, a couple of my guy friends have those shirts actually. I have no idea who this "Big Gunns" is that you speak of. But he obviously doesn't want the whole bp.net world seeing his face. Only his massive back.

Very interesting.
Glad you had fun at the show though!

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You may have "no idea", but Big Gunns knows you'll be looking for the next show that he's gonna make a guest appearance.:D

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Originally Posted by snakeyes

lol. omg...that was so funny. i'm ripe with too many chuck norris jokes..

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the only thing Chuck Norris is afraid of is Chuck Norris...and BGs.

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When Chuck Norris saw he was gonna need to fight Big Gunns....he passed out. After he came to he asked for an autograph.:D

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Originally Posted by broadude

He's drop dead gorgeous and sweet to boot.:)

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You're only getting half the money BG said he was gonna pay you for that comment. You can't go telling BG's fans he's "sweet".:taz::D

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Originally Posted by Vypyrz

At least he didn't try to play with your monkey. That would have been a fight. You gotta draw the line somewhere and touching the monkey would have been it... :rofl:

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Fatboy was begging BG to play with his monkey....but as you said....you need to "draw the line somewhere".:D

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Originally Posted by LadyOhh

LOL Neil... You gotta say something. I'm waiting with baited breath!

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Big Gunns does this to you a lot huh honey?;):D

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Originally Posted by waltah!

That will cost you $20. Neil doesn't type for free.

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$20???? Big Gunns thinks you must be talking about someone else. Big Gunns won't take a breath for $20.

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Originally Posted by FatBoy

Big Guns asked several times if he could spank Fat Boy's monkey.....Fat Boy naturally refused. :D

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:rofl::rofl: You posted this while BG was responding.

Everyone knows this is a lie Fatboy. They all realize that if Big Gunns had in fact asked there would have definitely been no "refusal" on your part.:D

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"You may have "no idea", but Big Gunns knows you'll be looking for the next show that he's gonna make a guest appearance."

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Haha, oh alright.. We'll see about that. I have more important things to do than "look" for when mr. mysterious will make an appearance. I'm not easily impressed sweetie :)

;)
Have a good day.

oh snap, this newbie officially has to meet BG, hmmm.... i say come to fl, so we can judge for ourselfs your awesomeness, don't worry we wont give you to the FBI

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Originally Posted by shescountry89

Haha, oh alright.. We'll see about that. I have more important things to do than "look" for when mr. mysterious will make an appearance. I'm not easily impressed sweetie :)

;)
Have a good day.

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There is nothing to do that's "more important" than Big Gunns.

Another thing. The women(and men) that are not "easily impressed" are the people that Big Gunns "easily impresses".:D

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oh snap, this newbie officially has to meet BG, hmmm.... i say come to fl, so we can judge for ourselfs your awesomeness, don't worry we wont give you to the FBI

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There was no need to this post Maria....with Big Gunns everyone realizes that once you're made aware of his existence(usually at birth) you just have to meet him.:D

Big Gunns has great news for you also. Ft. Lauderdale Florida is Big Gunns territory.:gj:

yea, well Guns mighta took all thant stuff, at least he didn't take your snakes, OH WAIT Bg, has all these morphs that the public has no clue about yer right, like the talking bp and the fire bp, that can spit fire. yea its top secretive stuff. exspecially the rattle bp that can hood like a cobra, Guns keeps those snakes under lock and key

hmm...maria might have to start thinking about making a trip down to ft Lauderdale soon

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Ft. Lauderdale Florida is Big Gunns territory.:gj:

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Stay off my Kool aid!

This place is not big enough for the both of us little mouse! :carrot:

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yea, well Guns mighta took all thant stuff, at least he didn't take your snakes, OH WAIT Bg, has all these morphs that the public has no clue about yer right, like the talking bp and the fire bp, that can spit fire. yea its top secretive stuff. exspecially the rattle bp that can hood like a cobra, Guns keeps those snakes under lock and key

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No need for a "lock and key". Nobody is brave enough to mess with anything Big Gunns owns.

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Originally Posted by maria1232

hmm...maria might have to start thinking about making a trip down to ft Lauderdale soon

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Another post you didn't need to make. Big Gunns knows you've already called your travel agent about booking some tickets. You might wanna talk to your local bus company though. Most cities have Big Gunns shuttle buses. It's Big Gunns understanding that these bus trips help people cope with their uncontrollable love(and lust) for Big Gunns.;):D

oh, God Guns you can think them, BG shuttle buses, yea thats my new sig, if ya dont mind

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no need for a "lock and key". Nobody is brave enough to mess with anything big gunns owns.



Another post you didn't need to make. Big gunns knows you've already called your travel agent about booking some tickets. You might wanna talk to your local bus company though. Most cities have big gunns shuttle buses. It's big gunns understanding that these bus trips help people cope with their uncontrollable love(and lust) for big gunns.;):d

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