80 pound 8 foot (really)female Water monitor

Has anyone ever seen a girl this big? My one girl is a fricken monster. Big Gunns has had gf's this weight.:D:D

Males get huge, but this is one big momma, which is why she has that same name.

*Ahem*

This thread is worthless without pics.

That is all.

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Originally Posted by olstyn

*ahem*

this thread is worthless without pics.

That is all.

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Pics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rage:

And just to be clear.... We want pictures of the moniter... NOT pictures of Big Gunns. :gj:

yea, gotta see the monitor, mabye some of you too, lol but def. the moniter

Wilomn is skeptical. Wilomn has posted pics of an 8 foot 60 male that Wilomn used to have. He would like to see pictures of this truly humongous (rather fitting considering the owners.....persona) creature.

Frankly, while Wilomn would like to be pleasantly surprised, he is prepared for disappointment.

Put em up there Big Guy.

Unfortunately for all you pic hungry fans of Big Gunns, he is not near his big Momma right now to take pics. He will take some in the near future to prove he has such a beast.:gj:

This girl was bought from Mike Wilbanks along with her sister about 3 years ago when she was about 5 feet long at 2 years old. Mike thought it was a pair, but it turned out they were both females. They were bought from Jay at Prehistoric pets. They are supposed to be half sulfur...and they do look it....they're beauties.

The one girl is twice the mass of the other now. BG sure wishes she was a male, she would probably weigh 150 pounds with her genes.

Big Gunns isn't sure he wants to be in a pic with her though. This big momma makes even The Man, The Myth, The Legend in his own mind look small.:D

Thats alot of women lol. The ones prehistoric pets produced are amazing looking I love the yellows they have on them.

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

Has anyone ever seen a girl this big? My one girl is a fricken monster. Big Gunns has had gf's this weight.:D:D

Males get huge, but this is one big momma, which is why she has that same name.

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Slip?

Id love to see her, I love huge monitors:)

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Originally Posted by Beardedragon

Slip?

Id love to see her, I love huge monitors:)

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I'm not tryin to defend him, or I guess I am, IDK, but he could have meant "one of his girls"

ive seen them this big. eh.

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Originally Posted by Briankm

I'm not tryin to defend him, or I guess I am, IDK, but he could have meant "one of his girls"

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:rofl::rofl::rofl: It was a Big Gunns third person "slip".

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Originally Posted by Lucas339

ive seen them this big. eh.

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Big Gunns wants pics of the ones you've "seen". Females........BG has seen many males.

Without pics im going to have to call shenanigans. A picture is worth 1000 words. And you didn't put enough words so a pic is needed. :cool:

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

Has anyone ever seen a girl this big? My one girl is a fricken monster. Big Gunns has had gf's this weight.:D:D

Males get huge, but this is one big momma, which is why she has that same name.

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How old are these gf's? 14? *waits for pictures*

This thread is approaching a month(less than a week away) w/o pics?

Com on bg its been 26 days and no pics? Im ashamed of you :colbert:

I announce my disbelief!

*SHUN THE TEASE*

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

Big Gunns wants pics of the ones you've "seen". Females........BG has seen many males.

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a friend of mine breeds them

Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiics plllllllllllllllz

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Originally Posted by Aeries

How old are these gf's? 14? *waits for pictures*

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Nope...just Healthy Anorexics.:D

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Originally Posted by mainbutter

This thread is approaching a month(less than a week away) w/o pics?

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Originally Posted by reptidude1

Com on bg its been 26 days and no pics? Im ashamed of you :colbert:

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Originally Posted by SK_Exotics

I announce my disbelief!

*SHUN THE TEASE*

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Originally Posted by Jaydizzl05

Piiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiics plllllllllllllllz

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Everyone knows it takes months for BG to post any pics. The Man, The Myth, The Legend in his own mind is well........lazy.:D

i have never seen a water monitor over 8 feet of either sex, if anyone could post pics of one, i would appreciate it.

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

Everyone knows it takes months for BG to post any pics. The Man, The Myth, The Legend in his own mind is well........lazy.:D

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Which means....everyone...its not gonna happen. Neil is here for one reason....to get a rise out of you. There is no 8' monitor....at least not with him.

Just as all this 3rd person...its all his ploy to get everyone riled up.

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Originally Posted by Patrick Long

Which means....everyone...its not gonna happen. Neil is here for one reason....to get a rise out of you. There is no 8' monitor....at least not with him.

Just as all this 3rd person...its all his ploy to get everyone riled up.

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Surely you jest!!!

Big Gonads, say it isn't so!

Wounded I say, wounded to my very core if this is true.

It can't be. Simply not possible.

And yet, it makes an evil kind of sense, daring and so simple, yes, it could, it might, it may be happening right now....I shudder at the mere thought of it.

Say it ain't so Big Guy...

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Originally Posted by Patrick Long

Which means....everyone...its not gonna happen. Neil is here for one reason....to get a rise out of you. There is no 8' monitor....at least not with him.

Just as all this 3rd person...its all his ploy to get everyone riled up.

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Big Gunns invented this tactic rookie(say he doesn't have it to force him to prove it). Nice try.:P

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

Big Gunns invented this tactic rookie(say he doesn't have it to force him to prove it). Nice try.:P

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You misunderstood. I really...honestly dont think that you have it. LOL

And could care less IF YOU DO! LOL

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Originally Posted by Patrick Long

You misunderstood. I really...honestly dont think that you have it. LOL

And could care less IF YOU DO! LOL

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Obviously you care, or you wouldn't have posted.:P

Everyone "cares" about everything BG does. You can admit it.:D

Now...we can make this worth Big Gunns time.:D BG will bet you that he has a female Water Monitor that is this size plus or minus 6 inches and 5 pounds. How much would you like to put on it? BG doesn't do anything for less than 1k though.:D

BG does need to snooze now though, so you have plenty of time to raise the cash.:D

BG needs to get laid :D BG only talks crap :D and uses lots of emoticons :D which is very annoying :D

I really think BG has a small :snake:

Even if BG is not talking :blahblah: he is still annoying. I hope everyone feels the same about this and leave BG alone :D

Don't respond to BG :D If nobody responds to BG's crap, he will stop soon :D

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

has a female Water Monitor that is this size plus or minus 6 inches and 5 pounds.

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Uh Oh Big Guffaw, seems you're backing of your claim of hugisity for the monitor.

This makes Wilomn sad, or at least disappointed. You see, for all your guff and bluster, The Big W never thought you were one of those overexaggerators, one of those fish-tale tellers, on of those liars.

The legend, in his own mind if no where else, has slipped from his perch, stumbled of his self made pedestal, succumbed to the dark side and let down both of his, er I mean ALL of his, fans.

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

Obviously you care, or you wouldn't have posted.:P

Everyone "cares" about everything BG does. You can admit it.:D

Now...we can make this worth Big Gunns time.:D BG will bet you that he has a female Water Monitor that is this size plus or minus 6 inches and 5 pounds. How much would you like to put on it? BG doesn't do anything for less than 1k though.:D

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i really don't care......reallly i don't......:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

I would love to see pics of this V. salvator, but not enough to pay for them.

I would bet, however, that "BG" is probably five foot two and one hundred and fifty pounds... :rofl:

Chris

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Originally Posted by Nordinho

BG needs to get laid :D BG only talks crap :D and uses lots of emoticons :D which is very annoying :D

I really think BG has a small :snake:

Even if BG is not talking :blahblah: he is still annoying. I hope everyone feels the same about this and leave BG alone :D

Don't respond to BG :D If nobody responds to BG's crap, he will stop soon :D

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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: Why is it that Big Gunns seems to bother foreigners the most? Probably because he's an American.:D There's a few of your countrymen that love Big Gunns Nordi....it's gonna take you some time.:D

There's nothing(other than himself) that BG loves more than his "emoticons". :D:banana::P

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Originally Posted by wilomn

Uh Oh Big Guffaw, seems you're backing of your claim of hugisity for the monitor.

This makes Wilomn sad, or at least disappointed. You see, for all your guff and bluster, The Big W never thought you were one of those overexaggerators, one of those fish-tale tellers, on of those liars.

The legend, in his own mind if no where else, has slipped from his perch, stumbled of his self made pedestal, succumbed to the dark side and let down both of his, er I mean ALL of his, fans.

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Big Gunns will never be an "over exaggerator". It's not possible when it comes to Big Gunns. Everything Big Gunns says and does is BIG!!!!!:D


ps. Big Gunns first "pedestal" was "self made". However...his fans have made him a new shiny platinum one. Not that he needs it though, wherever BG stands.....he stands above everyone else anyway.:D

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i really don't care......reallly i don't......:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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You're one of the worst liars that Big Gunns has seen yet Lucy.:D

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Originally Posted by mumps

I would love to see pics of this V. salvator, but not enough to pay for them.

I would bet, however, that "BG" is probably five foot two and one hundred and fifty pounds... :rofl:

Chris

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Big Gunns will take that bet also. How much yah got? BG has got to be at least 5' foot 3".:D:D....from the Gunns down that is.:strong::strong::strong::strong:

Is he still bragging about his Timor Monitors and not showing any pics?

Here is a 7.5 foot one. He is just a baby though. Belongs to my friend Jim.
https://ball-pythons.net/gallery/fil.../2/4/dargo.jpg

Its a cell phone pic. Ill try to get some high rez ones next time im over at Jims house.

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Here is a 7.5 foot one. He is just a baby though. Belongs to my friend Jim.
https://ball-pythons.net/gallery/fil.../2/4/dargo.jpg

Its a cell phone pic. Ill try to get some high rez ones next time im over at Jims house.

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Very nice!!!

It's nice to see people walk the walk.

Ok bg. I'll post a pic of you and you post a pic of your 175lb 7.5ft lizard.

http://media01.cgchannel.com/images/...amite_art1.jpg


Your turn..:P

thats exactly what i though big guns or neil, or super man, or hulk, would look like.

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Originally Posted by Patrick Long

Which means....everyone...its not gonna happen. Neil is here for one reason....to get a rise out of you. There is no 8' monitor....at least not with him.

Just as all this 3rd person...its all his ploy to get everyone riled up.

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What is the deal with the 3rd person stuff?? Its kinda weird.. :weirdface

I knew a man - an old man mind you - who had done what many considered "a lot" in the reptile world.

There were a few forums he would frequent, sadly he doesn't do much of that anymore.

To the uninitiated, he would often make outrageous claims.

To those who knew who he was, those claims were perfectly believable.

One of his favorite pot-stirring tactics was to start a thread about an outrageously rare or large animal in his collection.

For weeks upon end he would let people call him out, express their doubts and accuse him of lying - all while making jokes and increasing the doubt. Those of us who knew him well were warned privately to not ruin the joke....to let those who have been taught by the Almighty Care Sheet or who have drunk from the Trough of Internet Regurgitation whip out their pitchforks and torches.

Then when the stew was spiced just right he'd provide the proof and make a lot of people look like judgmental idiots. Case in point - all of you knuckle-heads who think the third person affectation is serious need to pull your heads out of your asses.

Now, I have never met Big Gunns and I have no idea what amazing animals he keeps.....but I've seen this played out before.

Keep in mind folks - some people have nothing to prove to you.............except maybe to gently point out how much you really don't know.

....or maybe Big Gunns is a big bag of wind. I guess we'll find out when he decides everything is spiced just right.

Skiploader my head is not up my ___ I am seriously no getting the 3rd person thing i just find it kind of silly....

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Skiploader my head is not up my ___ I am seriously no getting the 3rd person thing i just find it kind of silly....

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Well you're typing which means it probably isn't......

Finding it silly is one thing........taking it seriously and judging a person as some sort of egotistical head case because of it is another thing.

Look at it this way - even with the third person thing, there are still some good nuggets of advice in most of his posts.

On the other hand there are many people here who don't use it and spew absolute garbage.............

So while I agree that some may find it silly, I would argue that many of his "silly" posts contain solid information that many who take themselves way too seriously should aspire to emulate.

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aspire to emulate.

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Did someone get a new thesaurus?

You are correct in the above statement.

Not all is as it seems and what seems may not be all there is.

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Did someone get a new thesaurus?

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My kid helped me out on that one.........

http://www.piranha-fury.com/pfury/st...t/postpics.gif

we need this smiley on this board

Hey Skiploder can we be friends? haha. That is all.

LOL these posts are silly.

I believe that BG has the monitor, but if not, I do believe there is a Water Monitor that big somewhere in the world. If I remember this correctly, someone killed a Western DiamondBack here in Arizona that was almost 9 feet in length, and that's over their size potential. So, most of you disbelieve this 8 foot Monitor, but it's possible. I know a snake has nothing to do with this, but I'm just showing you that something CAN grow pretty damn large.

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LOL these posts are silly.

I believe that BG has the monitor, but if not, I do believe there is a Water Monitor that big somewhere in the world. If I remember this correctly, someone killed a Western DiamondBack here in Arizona that was almost 9 feet in length, and that's over their size potential. So, most of you disbelieve this 8 foot Monitor, but it's possible. I know a snake has nothing to do with this, but I'm just showing you that something CAN grow pretty damn large.

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Ok Big Gastrocnemius, now you've got a kid, not a bid kid by the way, defending your claims of hugiousity.

Maybe it's time to put up or shut up.

Tiff, that claim about the snake was soundly refuted if I recall correctly. When you are using such as a base intended to establish a factual relationship to the subject at hand, it is best to have actual facts and not just folk tales backing you up.

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So, most of you disbelieve this 8 foot Monitor, but it's possible.

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Oh so sorry. I forgot your vast MONTHS of herp knowledge.....LOL

Seriously, chill out people.

Not cool.