Big Gunns!!!!!!!!

Does Big Gunns really need to say more?:D

heheeee

BG has a warning ;pppp!

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Originally Posted by h00blah

heheeee

BG has a warning ;pppp!

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How could it have possibly taken as long as it did to get it?

In all Big Gunns honesty. He realized this forum was kinda strict, but the "political correctness" that BG got one for is kinda sad in this day and age(if it was 1950.... BG would understand):P. It's not Big Gunns forum though...so that's the rules. Big Gunns must obey or leave.

Big Gunns is on ignore. :)

Jimmy follows the rules.

Welcome BG :gj:

Welcome to the forum Mr Gunns. I glad to see you here. I'm sure you'll be a big Azzet to our forum.

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Originally Posted by MarkS

Welcome to the forum Mr Gunns. I glad to see you here. I'm sure you'll be a big A$$ to our forum.

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agreed.

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

How could it have possibly taken as long as it did to get it?

In all Big Gunns honesty. He realized this forum was kinda strict, but the "political correctness" that BG got one for is kinda sad in this day and age(if it was 1950.... BG would understand):P. It's not Big Gunns forum though...so that's the rules. Big Gunns must leave.

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AP is joining the i hate him club. AP Doesnt really know why. But AP is.

Wilomn wonders if BiggGunns is a woman with overly enhanced breasts.

Wilomn also wonders if BiggGunns is a man with an incredibly underenhanced petard.

3 seconds later Wilomn realizes that it makes no difference, BiggGunns is weird.

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Originally Posted by MarkS

Welcome to the forum Mr Gunns. I glad to see you here. I'm sure you'll be a big Azzet to our forum.

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Am I the only one that noticed that BG has been a member for over 2 years??? june of 07.

Wow reptidude1 just started noticing BG in posts 2 days ago, but reptidude1 dosent understand why BG has taken to tis stupid 3rd person garbage? reptidude1 thinks it makes him sound like mentally handicapped caveman.

BalllPythonZone thinks...Well BallPythonZone doesnt know what to think.

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Originally Posted by wilomn

3 seconds later Wilomn realizes that it makes no difference, BiggGunns is weird.

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Clementine_3 agrees with wilomn.

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Originally Posted by sg1trogdor

Am I the only one that noticed that BG has been a member for over 2 years??? june of 07.

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Clementine_3 noticed this too.

Clementine_3 may or may not put BG on ignore, she has not yet decided. Clementine_3 is more interested in when the Droid is going to be released than what BG has to say. However, Clementine_3 must admit BG is mildly amusing at some very basic level.

It is funny at times. It seems to bother alot of people though.

You may not appreciate Big Gunns, but I would like to point out that name calling is against the TOS.

My only warning.

Be civil, people.

People might also make note that it was Big Guns who sold Pete Kaul his candy. Big Guns is Big Guns!!!

This may get me in trouble with certain folks but Big Gunns can probably educate many here if you read between the lines. BG has been in the industry longer then most. I remember BG when he was Average Gunns back in the 80s. Was he ever Little Gunns? I can't answer that but he can be entertaining. Isn't that what forums are for?? :D:D

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Originally Posted by David Green

This may get me in trouble with certain folks but Big Gunns can probably educate many here if you read between the lines. BG has been in the industry longer then most. I remember BG when he was Average Gunns back in the 80s. Was he ever Little Gunns? I can't answer that but he can be entertaining. Isn't that what forums are for?? :D:D

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Iknow who he is, but many on here don't. He can offer great insite into our industry if you just look past his great but sometimes hard to get humor. I love it myself.:D

3rd party talk or not, BG knows his stuff. If you pay attention he really does make sense and many of us could pick up a thing or two.

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Originally Posted by LadyOhh

You may not appreciate Big Gunns, but I would like to point out that name calling is against the TOS.

My only warning.

Be civil, people.

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Tell me BG is normal, go on I dare ya....

Weird isn't bad, it's just weird. People who talk 3rd person are weird.

I'm fairly certain that even BG will concur that BG is a weird guy.

If he didn't, being as weird as he is, that would really be weird.

I'm sure he's forgotten more about reptiles than I know, but most people expect a bit more professionalism/maturity from someone who's been in the business so long. Anyway,:welcome:

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

Does Big Gunns really need to say more?:D

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I think we can all agree, no in fact you do not need to say anything more ever again.

:P

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Originally Posted by wilomn

Tell me BG is normal, go on I dare ya....

Weird isn't bad, it's just weird. People who talk 3rd person are weird.

I'm fairly certain that even BG will concur that BG is a weird guy.

If he didn't, being as weird as he is, that would really be weird.

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He is weird, but then again, I know some pretty weird people. Heck, I'd even say I'm weird.

And you have 3 infractions, LOL? How did that happen?

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Originally Posted by tonkatoyman

People might also make note that it was Big Guns who sold Pete Kaul his candy. Big Guns is Big Guns!!!

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This should matter why? :confused: If he is someone whom has been around for so long why does he talk jibberish? I say thank you for the IGNORE button :banana::banana::banana:

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Originally Posted by CoolioTiffany

He is weird, but then again, I know some pretty weird people. Heck, I'd even say I'm weird.

And you have 3 infractions, LOL? How did that happen?

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3 that show.

How did it happen? I wrote.

That's how it always happens.

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

Does Big Gunns really need to say more?:D

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Yeah ya do- how's the Iggy? Still getting along with the cat?

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Originally Posted by tonkatoyman

People might also make note that it was Big Guns who sold Pete Kaul his candy. Big Guns is Big Guns!!!

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Oh? I thought Peter Kahl had the snake imported from Africa in 2006?

I don't like Big Gun on the forum. (can be totally different in real life).

I like when he share good information. I just don't like how it's shared. I don't like when someone believe or make fun trying to let others believe he is better or any way. Well, I just don't like when someone take for an idiot.

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Originally Posted by lillyorchid

Oh? I thought Peter Kahl had the snake imported from Africa in 2006?

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I believe that Ian imported the Candy. Neil (BG) purchased the animal and proved it out then sold to Pete. I think that's how it happened so maybe BG can verify.

What i dont understand are the people that say they do not like BG's posts/attitude/sense of humor/way of speaking etc etc.. Then those people are speaking the EXACT same way???

Ummm.. Double standards? HipoWHAT?

I have a feeling i know who BG is. I may be wrong but i think i may.

As for the people bashing him. Look in the mirror. I may be what some of you would consider a "newbie" to this forum but im not, by far, a newbie to reptiles. I did notice some people that like to completely alienate any new forum members here. Why is that? When this is the best reptile forum out there because it is so closely moderated??

Either block/ignore him or stop complaining. Thats a fast way to turn people against you.. Not to mention the great reputation you would be earning yourself *sarcasm*

Thanks Walt, I don't think I ever asked. lol

Big Gunns has been chasing Iguanas around in Florida for a while so he hasn't had time to post. Don't worry though, BG is gonna make his way back to this thread to respond to the warn and not so warm(the kind he lives for:D) welcome he has received.

Now we all know you'll all be losing sleep until Big Gunns responds so BG won't make you all suffer long. BG needs some protein then he'll be back. Unless the game starts....then you'll need to suffer until BG's boys whup those Yankees. :banana::banana:

I like Big Gunns. I just bought some more ammo and im going to take my Nebraska and Utah CCW class on Nov 8th. The problem is all of my Gunns are too big to conceal. I guess i could conceal my ar15 pistol. :cool:

I can haz snakes?

Does this guy (Neil/B.G./Whatever) act like this in person ?:confused:

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

Big Gunns has been chasing Iguanas around in Florida for a while so he hasn't had time to post. Don't worry though, BG is gonna make his way back to this thread to respond to the warn and not so warm(the kind he lives for:D) welcome he has received.

Now we all know you'll all be losing sleep until Big Gunns responds so BG won't make you all suffer long. BG needs some protein then he'll be back. Unless the game starts....then you'll need to suffer until BG's boys whup those Yankees. :banana::banana:

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First let BG say this.:tears::tears::tears::tears::tears::tears::tears::tears::tears::tears::tear s::tears::tears::tears::tears::tears::tears::tears::tears::tears::tears::tears:: tears:

BG HATES THEM DANG YANKEES!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by Envied Reptiles

Does this guy (Neil/B.G./Whatever) act like this in person ?:confused:

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Only when his many millions(one or two) of fans beg.:D

Now BG will go through this thread like only he can.

Big Gunns will respond one page at a time. Since he doesn't want any of his fans...and future fans to cry...he will respond to each and every one of you fellow forum losers.:gj:

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Originally Posted by Clear

Big Gunns is on ignore. :)

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People always say this, but everyone on this dirt you people call Earth(BG calls it a place to hang for a while) There is no way you can possibly "ignore" Big Gunns.:banana:

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Originally Posted by dsirkle

Jimmy follows the rules.

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Jimmy lives a boring life and should follow Big Gunns.

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Originally Posted by Boanerges

Welcome BG :gj:

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Congratulations...you are the 10 millionth Big Gunns fan.

You get exactly what the 9 millionth got. NOTHING!!!!!!!:D

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Originally Posted by MarkS

Welcome to the forum Mr Gunns. I glad to see you here. I'm sure you'll be a big Azzet to our forum.

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Some things go without saying, but just in case some people are still lost. BG is glad you pointed it out to them.:P

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Originally Posted by azpythons

agreed.

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It wasn't quoted here, but in your original response you forgot a word. Right before the two $$ signs you forgot the word PERFECT. Everyone that knows Big Gunns knows it is.:D

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Originally Posted by azpythons

AP is joining the i hate him club. AP Doesnt really know why. But AP is.

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Probably because AP's IQ is too low to understand BG's humor.:D

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Originally Posted by wilomn

Wilomn wonders if BiggGunns is a woman with overly enhanced breasts.

Wilomn also wonders if BiggGunns is a man with an incredibly underenhanced petard.

3 seconds later Wilomn realizes that it makes no difference, BiggGunns is weird.

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Well...you're kinda right. BG is a man with "overly enhanced breasts".

He can't discuss the second thing. It will take too loooooonnnnngggg.;)

"Weird"????? Thanks.:banana::banana:

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Originally Posted by sg1trogdor

Am I the only one that noticed that BG has been a member for over 2 years??? june of 07.

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Actually BG has only been here about a month. Some other trouble maker was here before "undercover". :rofl::rofl:

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Originally Posted by reptidude1

Wow reptidude1 just started noticing BG in posts 2 days ago, but reptidude1 dosent understand why BG has taken to tis stupid 3rd person garbage? reptidude1 thinks it makes him sound like mentally handicapped caveman.

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Big Gunns was just a "Caveman" a few days ago.....now he's "handicapped"???? :tears::tears::tears:

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Originally Posted by BallPythonZone

BalllPythonZone thinks...Well BallPythonZone doesnt know what to think.

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It takes time BPZ...and an IQ over 120(BG's is waaayyy over that). Go take a test to see if you'll ever know "what to think".:D

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Originally Posted by Clementine_3

Clementine_3 agrees with wilomn.

Clementine_3 noticed this too.

Clementine_3 may or may not put BG on ignore, she has not yet decided. Clementine_3 is more interested in when the Droid is going to be released than what BG has to say. However, Clementine_3 must admit BG is mildly amusing at some very basic level.

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"mildly amusing"?????? You're a lousy liar Clementine.:P

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Originally Posted by mikels

It is funny at times. It seems to bother alot of people though.

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:banana::banana::banana::banana::banana: and BG loves every second of it.:banana::banana::banana:

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Originally Posted by LadyOhh

You may not appreciate Big Gunns, but I would like to point out that name calling is against the TOS.

My only warning.

Be civil, people.

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Big Gunns is still trying to get the hang of all this moderator love. It's new to him.:D

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Originally Posted by tonkatoyman

People might also make note that it was Big Guns who sold Pete Kaul his candy. Big Guns is Big Guns!!!

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That's RIGHT!!!! You tell um tonkat!!!!!! Big Gunns is BIG GUNNS!!!!!!!!!!:taz::taz:

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Originally Posted by David Green

This may get me in trouble with certain folks but Big Gunns can probably educate many here if you read between the lines. BG has been in the industry longer then most. I remember BG when he was Average Gunns back in the 80s. Was he ever Little Gunns? I can't answer that but he can be entertaining. Isn't that what forums are for?? :D:D

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Daveyboy my old buddy. It was more like the early 90's, but either way it was YEARS ago. Before there was even a Pastel. Imagine that.

Big Gunns was NEVER LITTLE GUNNS!!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by tonkatoyman

Iknow who he is, but many on here don't. He can offer great insite into our industry if you just look past his great but sometimes hard to get humor. I love it myself.:D

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Tell um again tonkat!!!! Big Gunns is The Man, The Myth, The Legend in his own mind....and he knows his stuff.:D

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Originally Posted by waltah!

3rd party talk or not, BG knows his stuff. If you pay attention he really does make sense and many of us could pick up a thing or two.

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More moderator love. BG thinks this is what killed the Dinosaurs.

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Brilliance, thats all I can say lol.

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Originally Posted by wilomn

Tell me BG is normal, go on I dare ya....

Weird isn't bad, it's just weird. People who talk 3rd person are weird.

I'm fairly certain that even BG will concur that BG is a weird guy.

If he didn't, being as weird as he is, that would really be weird.

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Big Gunns is not "weird". Big Gunns is perefect in every way. The people that don't love Big Gunns are the "weird" ones.:D

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Originally Posted by Hulihzack

I'm sure he's forgotten more about reptiles than I know, but most people expect a bit more professionalism/maturity from someone who's been in the business so long. Anyway,:welcome:

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Big Gunns will be serious for one second. "professionalism"????? BG is not doing bizz...he's posting on a forum having some fun. There's no need for any of that boring "professionalism". :D

OK...second is up.:banana::banana:

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Originally Posted by mainbutter

I think we can all agree, no in fact you do not need to say anything more ever again.

:P

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ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ. Expect a lot of that if BG ever stops.:D

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Originally Posted by CoolioTiffany

He is weird, but then again, I know some pretty weird people. Heck, I'd even say I'm weird.

And you have 3 infractions, LOL? How did that happen?

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PEEEERRRRFFEEEECCCTTTTT...not "weird" leeetle one.:gj:

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Originally Posted by joepythons

This should matter why? :confused: If he is someone whom has been around for so long why does he talk jibberish? I say thank you for the IGNORE button :banana::banana::banana:

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You're using that "ignore button" real well Joey. BG bets you've responded to him more than anyone on here.:D

Just admit it. It's physically impossible to "ignore" GREATNESS.:D

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Originally Posted by wilomn

3 that show.

How did it happen? I wrote.

That's how it always happens.

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Big Gunns can actually relate to this.:gj:

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Originally Posted by NorthernRegius

Yeah ya do- how's the Iggy? Still getting along with the cat?

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Nope...they broke up. Stumpy is heartbroken.:tears::tears:

It's a Rhino Iggy that would sleep with a cat to all you lost people.

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Originally Posted by lillyorchid

Oh? I thought Peter Kahl had the snake imported from Africa in 2006?

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That's where you went wrong...you "thought". You should have asked.:D

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Originally Posted by Watever

I don't like Big Gun on the forum. (can be totally different in real life).

I like when he share good information. I just don't like how it's shared. I don't like when someone believe or make fun trying to let others believe he is better or any way. Well, I just don't like when someone take for an idiot.

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Big Gunns thinks that watever doesn't like BG's arrogance. BG has a saying for that. He'll let one of his millions of fans share it with the newbies.;)

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Originally Posted by waltah!

I believe that Ian imported the Candy. Neil (BG) purchased the animal and proved it out then sold to Pete. I think that's how it happened so maybe BG can verify.

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Kinda...there was a partnership mixed in there.

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Originally Posted by Draigess

What i dont understand are the people that say they do not like BG's posts/attitude/sense of humor/way of speaking etc etc.. Then those people are speaking the EXACT same way???

Ummm.. Double standards? HipoWHAT?

I have a feeling i know who BG is. I may be wrong but i think i may.

As for the people bashing him. Look in the mirror. I may be what some of you would consider a "newbie" to this forum but im not, by far, a newbie to reptiles. I did notice some people that like to completely alienate any new forum members here. Why is that? When this is the best reptile forum out there because it is so closely moderated??

Either block/ignore him or stop complaining. Thats a fast way to turn people against you.. Not to mention the great reputation you would be earning yourself *sarcasm*

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Those dreams you're having don't count as actually knowing Big Gunns Draigness.;):D

Now would everyone please stop telling all Big Gunns future fans to "stop complaining". What will BG do with himself if that happens?:tears::tears::tears:

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Originally Posted by lillyorchid

Thanks Walt, I don't think I ever asked. lol

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BG has no idea on this one and is too lazy to go back and figure out what Lilly is thanking Walt for.:D

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Originally Posted by Derrick13

Brilliance, thats all I can say lol.

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And Big Gunns agrees 100%. "BRILLIANCE".:D:D:D

Hm, I think I like this guy.
He's got a good sense of humor.

I bet he's got loads of information under his sleeve, but hey, we need someone who's here just to have fun on occasion too. It brightens the mood!

So, at that, a warm welcome from me BG.

Hey, at least I was close;)

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Originally Posted by blackcrystal22

Hm, I think I like this guy.
He's got a good sense of humor.

I bet he's got loads of information under his sleeve, but hey, we need someone who's here just to have fun on occasion too. It brightens the mood!

So, at that, a warm welcome from me BG.

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10 million and one. :banana::banana::banana:

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Originally Posted by waltah!

Hey, at least I was close;)

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BG will still read something completely different tomorrow somewhere.:rage::rage:

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Originally Posted by Big Gunns

Congratulations...you are the 10 millionth Big Gunns fan.

You get exactly what the 9 millionth got. NOTHING!!!!!!!:D

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LOL - I wouldn't exactly call it a fan Neil but I would call it a friend :D A mutual friend of ours said you were an "awsome dude" so that makes you an awsome dude in my book. And I'll take the nothing prize, I am fine with that. I will cherish it always ;) Thanks :gj:

Well I think Big Gunns is hilarious!! But I think it is even funnier when ppl get upset and complain about him.

Me personally ....I would love to see the stuff he sells.

Going to the Phx show?? :)

To be honest, most of the time I only read the posts if BG has put his 2 cents in... I think he is hillarious and only slightly conceded...

Amanda

Big Gunns may not concede conceit.

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Originally Posted by Boanerges

LOL - I wouldn't exactly call it a fan Neil but I would call it a friend :D A mutual friend of ours said you were an "awsome dude" so that makes you an awsome dude in my book. And I'll take the nothing prize, I am fine with that. I will cherish it always ;) Thanks :gj:

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Tell Jas BG is giving him a raise for all the lies he tells about Big Gunns.:D

You can tell Jas(the mutual friend) to give you "nothing" next time you see him also.

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Originally Posted by BPelizabeth

Well I think Big Gunns is hilarious!! But I think it is even funnier when ppl get upset and complain about him.

Me personally ....I would love to see the stuff he sells.

Going to the Phx show?? :)

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Obviously Big Gunns feels exactly the same.:D

Unfortunately not? BG wishes he was out in sunny PHX. Check Big Gunns scheduled appearances. He'll make it to PHX some day in the future. He can't ignore those fans forever.:D

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Originally Posted by TheCourtneys

To be honest, most of the time I only read the posts if BG has put his 2 cents in... I think he is hillarious and only slightly conceded...

Amanda

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Why would you read the other ones? It only really matters what Big Gunns says anyway.:rofl:

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Originally Posted by dsirkle

Big Gunns may not concede conceit.

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He might, but there will be a lot of 00000000000000000000's on that check.:P