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  • 03-17-2009, 12:20 PM
    Ladydragon
    $100.00
    enjoy!!!

    Little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened .

    Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.

    When the postal authorities received the letter to God, USA,
    they decided to send it to the President.

    The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill.

    The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money
    to a little boy.

    The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:

    Dear God:
    Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for
    some reason you sent it through Washington D.C. and those ********s took $95.00 in taxes.
  • 03-17-2009, 12:30 PM
    Chris Rossi
    Re: $100.00
    :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: Man thats a good one
  • 03-17-2009, 12:39 PM
    STORMS
    Re: $100.00
    Too funny :D
  • 03-17-2009, 03:08 PM
    joepythons
    Re: $100.00
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Ladydragon View Post
    enjoy!!!

    Little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened .

    Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.

    When the postal authorities received the letter to God, USA,
    they decided to send it to the President.

    The president was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $ 5.00 bill.

    The president thought this would appear to be a lot of money
    to a little boy.

    The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you note to God, which read:

    Dear God:
    Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for
    some reason you sent it through Washington D.C. and those ********s took $95.00 in taxes.

    Now thats a good one :rofl:
  • 03-17-2009, 03:22 PM
    llovelace
    Re: $100.00
    lol too cute :)
  • 03-17-2009, 03:37 PM
    Morphie
    Re: $100.00
    nice one!
  • 03-17-2009, 04:14 PM
    Melicious
    Re: $100.00
    That's usually how it happens. -Grins.-
  • 03-17-2009, 06:16 PM
    CTReptileRescue
    Re: $100.00
    Good one, I've been reading it to my friends and they're all cracking up..
    Thanks
    Rusty
  • 03-17-2009, 07:40 PM
    anatess
    Re: $100.00
    So that's why the one million dollars I asked God for never came. Washington D.C. took 100% in taxes!
  • 03-17-2009, 08:06 PM
    Kesslers Kreatures
    Re: $100.00
    Oh that's too funny, I just did my taxes too and I got the short end of the stick... never fails.
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