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Corn copulations...

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  • 03-04-2009, 11:59 PM
    Bruce Whitehead
    Corn copulations...
    are CRAZY!!!

    I put my two together tonight and they went INSANE!!!

    I had hard it was a bit of a frenetic experience, but oh my.

    My male everted his hemipenes as he was going into the tub... and ejaculated. Is that the right word when it is a snake?

    Tail was poker straight up about 7 inches.

    Then the mad chase, and the thrashing, and the entwining and the rolling over.

    I actually was worried they were gonna eat one another.

    Next to my lazy BPs I feel like a need a shower in either bleach or cold water after watching this.

    Bruce
  • 03-05-2009, 12:00 AM
    blackcrystal22
    Re: Corn copulations...
    I wish I was so lucky. :[
  • 03-05-2009, 01:32 AM
    redmantodd
    Re: Corn copulations...
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Bruce Whitehead View Post
    are CRAZY!!!

    I put my two together tonight and they went INSANE!!!

    I had hard it was a bit of a frenetic experience, but oh my.

    My male everted his hemipenes as he was going into the tub... and ejaculated. Is that the right word when it is a snake?

    Tail was poker straight up about 7 inches.

    Then the mad chase, and the thrashing, and the entwining and the rolling over.

    I actually was worried they were gonna eat one another.

    Next to my lazy BPs I feel like a need a shower in either bleach or cold water after watching this.

    Bruce

    :rofl: That is funny!!! It also makes me want to power feed my corns to grow them up faster. I won't do it though. Must... ...be... ...patient.

    Red
  • 03-05-2009, 02:04 AM
    joepythons
    Re: Corn copulations...
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Bruce Whitehead View Post
    are CRAZY!!!

    I put my two together tonight and they went INSANE!!!

    I had hard it was a bit of a frenetic experience, but oh my.

    My male everted his hemipenes as he was going into the tub... and ejaculated. Is that the right word when it is a snake?

    Tail was poker straight up about 7 inches.

    Then the mad chase, and the thrashing, and the entwining and the rolling over.

    I actually was worried they were gonna eat one another.

    Next to my lazy BPs I feel like a need a shower in either bleach or cold water after watching this.

    Bruce

    They sure get ruff dont they :8:.Now the shower part is your choice :weirdface :rofl::rofl:
  • 03-05-2009, 02:05 AM
    joepythons
    Re: Corn copulations...
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by redmantodd View Post
    :rofl: That is funny!!! It also makes me want to power feed my corns to grow them up faster. I won't do it though. Must... ...be... ...patient.

    Red

    Now you have issues :weirdface :P :rofl:
  • 03-05-2009, 02:34 AM
    redmantodd
    Re: Corn copulations...
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by joepythons View Post
    Now you have issues :weirdface :P :rofl:

    You hit the nail on the head. :rolleye2::banana::P
  • 03-05-2009, 03:06 AM
    Shadera
    Re: Corn copulations...
    Wow, sounds like this one night in college....
  • 03-05-2009, 08:28 PM
    West Coast Jungle
    Re: Corn copulations...
    I have heard of snake porn but that is rediculous:D
    Very funny:snake:
  • 03-05-2009, 09:08 PM
    Bruce Whitehead
    Re: Corn copulations...
    I stopped home tonight after work to check... opposite ends of the tub, looking different directions... Hubert is all but whistling and Violaine if she had nails she would be filing them.

    I may leave them together till morning to teach them about proper post-coital etiquette.

    Yes, he is still here... yes, she can hear you... yes you will see each other again. *sigh*

    My work here is never done.

    Bruce
  • 03-05-2009, 10:30 PM
    joepythons
    Re: Corn copulations...
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Bruce Whitehead View Post
    I stopped home tonight after work to check... opposite ends of the tub, looking different directions... Hubert is all but whistling and Violaine if she had nails she would be filing them.

    I may leave them together till morning to teach them about proper post-coital etiquette.

    Yes, he is still here... yes, she can hear you... yes you will see each other again. *sigh*

    My work here is never done.

    Bruce

    Yes i think you are getting way to into this :8::8:.I bet you pop some popcorn for part 2 :rofl::rofl:
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