How You Know You Are A Real Herper!

Well we haven't done one of these in awhile and they are always funny (and terribly true). Jump in with your own stuff.

How You Know You Are A Real Herper!

- someone asks what that is in your hair, you mumble "probably a urate" and then wonder why no one thinks that's funny

- the last 5 times you discussed sex with your husband it was in reference to your breeding size snakes

- you stop eating tootsie rolls because they remind you too much of snake poop

- you feel an ungodly urge to chase down that lady with the snakeskin purse and show her pictures of your new hatchlings

- you have more pictures of your herps than your kids (or every picture of a kid includes them holding something with scales)

- you can actually work the word "cloaca" into polite conversation

- you call a herping friend while at work then wonder why your co-workers are gossiping about you (maybe it's because they keep hearing you say you like her rack and has she seen Tim's new balls)

- when you get bit, instead of running for a band-aid, you run for the camera so the people at BPNet won't bug you for bite pics

- against all natural instinct you hope you do get bit just so you can post some bite pics

- you take down your Brittany Spears poster and put up one of Kara from N.E.R.D.

- you wear your 8BallPython t-shirt to WalMart just to see the reaction of the elderly greeter lady when she reads "Isn't it about time you got some balls" emblazoned across your back

- who cares how many bathrooms the new house has! does it have a decent space for a bigger snake room!

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Originally Posted by frankykeno

- who cares how many bathrooms the new house has! does it have a decent space for a bigger snake room!

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:gj:
First thing I looked at when my fiancee and I were looking for a place to rent.

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Originally Posted by frankykeno

- you have more pictures of your herps than your kids (or every picture of a kid includes them holding something with scales)

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I don't have kids, but I have pictures of my niece and nephew with the herps I either gave them or helped them pick out. Of course, I have pictures of all of my balls too. -Smiles.-

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Originally Posted by Little B-Py

:gj:
First thing I looked at when my fiancee and I were looking for a place to rent.

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Looking for an apartment right now and that's the only real requirement. 2 bedrooms! lol

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Originally Posted by frankykeno

- you take down your Brittany Spears poster and put up one of Kara from N.E.R.D.

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Yep in her silver stripper shoes :D.. Love ya girl.

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- you wear your 8BallPython t-shirt to WalMart just to see the reaction of the elderly greeter lady when she reads "Isn't it about time you got some balls" emblazoned across your back

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Wal-mart no...church

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Originally Posted by Freakie_frog

Wal-mart no...church

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Bet they don't make you a deacon! :rofl:

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Originally Posted by frankykeno

Bet they don't make you a deacon! :rofl:

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Naaa when your dads the preacher it makes it more fun :D

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Originally Posted by frankykeno

- you take down your Brittany Spears poster and put up one of Kara from N.E.R.D.

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Originally Posted by Freakie_frog

Yep in her silver stripper shoes :D.. Love ya girl. church

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These statements are totally useless without PICTURES.:D

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Originally Posted by Slim

These statements are totally useless without PICTURES.:D

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LOL I'll get killed for this.. But..

Kara in her silver "Stripper shoes"
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/h.../Karashoes.jpg

:rockon::partyon: Now that makes a lot more sense!!! Love the shoes, BTW!