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Once upon a time...

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  • 02-02-2009, 02:37 PM
    LadyOhh
    Once upon a time...
    Once upon a time, there was a absolutely sexy animal that we shall call G.

    http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...s/P1070816.jpg

    G was a very nice snake, a big strapping lad who was old enough to take on the world, and some pretty ladies as well.

    His mother thought he was ready for the world...

    She was anxious for him to get out there.

    She set him up on dates with some lovely snakey ladies, but something was wrong.

    He was not interested...

    http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...s/P1070811.jpg

    For months, his mother, trying to get snakey grandchildren, paired him up with sexy snakey ladies one thru four...

    To no avail... :tears:

    http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...s/P1070815.jpg

    So soon, his mother got worried..

    She was ready to take him to therapy, maybe see if he was in fact a homosexual snake, or maybe had some early childhood trauma as a young snakeling she was unaware of...

    But she decided after a little bit of time to try again. This time, with Girlfriend number three.

    And low and behold, G decided to take a chance in love...

    http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b2...s/P1070820.jpg

    And his mother was ECSTATIC!!!

    And now, the wait...


    (To be continued.....)
  • 02-02-2009, 02:41 PM
    Patrick Long
    Re: Once upon a time...
    Yo H-dub....hes way hot! Hope that he gets warmed up to the ladies!
  • 02-02-2009, 02:44 PM
    nwheat
    Re: Once upon a time...
    Woohoo! :cool: Hope he keeps up the good work for you!
  • 02-02-2009, 03:05 PM
    Shadera
    Re: Once upon a time...
    Yay! You make momma proud!
  • 02-02-2009, 03:24 PM
    Oxylepy
    Re: Once upon a time...
    And then G started cheating on girlfriend 3 with girlfriends 1, 2, 4, 5, and 6. And then he sired a ton of babies who were all kept by G's mommy and bred together getting tons of little Gs.
  • 02-02-2009, 03:26 PM
    LadyOhh
    Re: Once upon a time...
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Oxylepy View Post
    And then G started cheating on girlfriend 3 with girlfriends 1, 2, 4, 5, and 6. And then he sired a ton of babies who were all kept by G's mommy and bred together getting tons of little Gs.

    AHahahahahah!!! :lmao:

    Interesting thing is, G's girlfriends are all possibly hiding a gene in there...

    But yes, I have a feeling he will be spreading himself out a bit...
  • 02-02-2009, 03:31 PM
    Oxylepy
    Re: Once upon a time...
    Well, try and get yourself some pairs so that you have enough to give you a decent chance of getting some stripes out of it, although I suppose you could always just keep female babies and breed them to G to have a nice 50/50 for stripes. It's your call.
  • 02-02-2009, 03:38 PM
    LadyOhh
    Re: Once upon a time...
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Oxylepy View Post
    Well, try and get yourself some pairs so that you have enough to give you a decent chance of getting some stripes out of it, although I suppose you could always just keep female babies and breed them to G to have a nice 50/50 for stripes. It's your call.

    Not really sure what you are trying to say here, but... thanks??

    I know what I'm doing with his progeny, should any come about.

    I'm not counting my eggs before they are laid..
  • 02-02-2009, 03:39 PM
    nixer
    Re: Once upon a time...
    i hope i get those this year!
  • 02-02-2009, 03:40 PM
    Kesslers Kreatures
    Re: Once upon a time...
    Quote:

    Originally Posted by Oxylepy View Post
    Well, try and get yourself some pairs so that you have enough to give you a decent chance of getting some stripes out of it, although I suppose you could always just keep female babies and breed them to G to have a nice 50/50 for stripes. It's your call.

    *Scratches Head*
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