Received this in an email as well. Made me smile. Enjoy.
MY LIVING WILL
Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her,
'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
She got up, unplugged my computer, and threw out my wine.
She's such a b---h.....