**WARNING** New mergers you need to know about!!

Maybe I shouldn't give you some of these, but here goes: Investment tips
for 2008 for all of you with any money left, be aware of the next expected
mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG
bucks.

Watch for these consolidations in 2008.

1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R.
Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.

2.) PolyGram Records, Warner Bros., and Zesta Crackers join forces and
become: Poly, Warner Cracker.

3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.

4. Zippo Manufactu ring, Audi Motors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge
and become: ZipAudiDoDa
5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.

6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become:
Fairwell Honeychild.

7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.

8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become:
Knott NOW!

And finally

9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith &Wesson will merge under the new name:
TittyTittyBang Bang

OH YOU KNOW YOU ARE GOING TO FORWARD THIS one !


Thats all for this week :banana:

:rofl: keep em coming.. I got my money ready!!!!

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Good one! I needed a laugh. Thanks...

I thought you were for real at first, and I was like, "Wow, I can't believe they're using those names. Don't they realize what that sounds like?" And then it clicked. :rofl:

Rofl


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Your killin me.....:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: