Some wonderful quotes from the Olympics!

Kind of reminds me of the Out of Context thread.


Weight-lifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from
Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm
up and it was amazing.'

:8:

Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and
I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her
mother.'

Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents,
especially my mother and father.'

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Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even
some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

Softball Announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think
we can expect the same thing again.'

:weirdface

Basketball Analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition
doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'

At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife
of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

:gj:

Soccer Commentator: 'Julian ****s is everywhere. It's like
they've got eleven ****s on the field.'


Tennis Commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing
so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his
balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'

:)

:8::8::8:

Too funny!!!

:rolleyes:

Awesome! I just pasted that into a myspace bulletin!

Thats great! hahahhahaha

:rofl: HAHAHAHAHAaaaaaaa.... Ahhhhhhhh! Good stuff! :D

Those are hilarious! :rofl:

too funny I love a good laugh

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Earl

Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and
I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her
mother.'

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Hahaha

Those are too funny

hahah those are pretty funny!:gj:

those are some good ones!