http://houston.craigslist.org/pet/797420542.html
Free HIDEOUSLY UGLY Medium Haired KITTENS (New Caney)
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Reply to: comm-797420542@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-08-14, 11:02PM CDT
I read through these ads everyday just to do so and I thought, "there are so many beautiful animals on this site we need some fugly ones." So here they are, 5 tabbies that fell out of the fugly tree and landed on a hideous stump. I dont know why they are this fugly cause mom is a fairly pretty cat, granted she could use a little off the hips and her tail needs waxing worse than Donald Trumps eyebrows BUT the little fuglies have really increased her cup size by at least 3 sizes. I dont know who their father is but I suspect he must be the cuplrit that gave the fugly to them. Mom is a really sweet small cat and all but one of the fuglies are going to be fairly small. The other is twice as big as his brothers and sisters and eats like a horse. The fuglies are about 5 weeks old and eating solid food (and lots of it). There are two girl fuglies(1 gray and 1 black) and three boy fuglies(1 gray and two blacks). These are on the medium/long haired side. Oh and just for the record, Mom wondered up here already pregnant.