Out of the mouths of babes....
As I was tucking my young son in, I caught him digging for gold.... ummm.... with his finger in his nose. UGH! So as a mother I reprimand him AGAIN.... hunny, get your finger out of your nose. It's very rude and gross. Can you guess what his reply to me was? Can you possibly guess? I was so tickled I had to share with you.... But it tastes so yummy. :bleh: :ohmygod:
Sorry I just HAD to share. :oops:
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It tastes like chicken, if only chickens tasted like snot!
Too cute. I had a nephew that was big on dipping and eating... hopefully he'll grow out of it before college. :)
Bruce
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Oh I hope so Bruce. :please:
We have a quote from my daughter on our dry erase board. "Never put a noodle in your nose". She had one of the boys in her preschool class put a lego so far up his nose he had to go to the doctor to get it removed, and we ended up eating spagetti for dinner. So somehow in her little brain it made sense to make this statement in the middle of dinner, as if imparting some message of grave importance. :giggle:
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It's like the old joke: "What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won't eat broccoli."
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Christie.. that is just priceless. My youngest son is just starting to do some "gold mining" but happily, for me, he asks for a napkin.
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The other day at work I was handfeeding some baby birds and a little girl came up to me and asked if she could help. I explained, "No, sorry. Birdies have two holes in their necks and if you put food in the wrong one, you could hurt them." She looked at me angrily and said, "You have two holes in your neck too, and that's gross!"
She was referring to this:
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c1...iercing006.jpg
Kids really do say the darndest things. They're also really mean. :tears: LOL
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panthercz
It's like the old joke: "What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Kids won't eat broccoli."
:rofl: Actually my son loves broccoli too! :rofl:
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Ladydragon
Christie.. that is just priceless. My youngest son is just starting to do some "gold mining" but happily, for me, he asks for a napkin.
It's so gross, but so funny at the same time. I wish my son would use a tissue. The daughter does, so I still have some hope.
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Mindibun
The other day at work I was handfeeding some baby birds and a little girl came up to me and asked if she could help. I explained, "No, sorry. Birdies have two holes in their necks and if you put food in the wrong one, you could hurt them." She looked at me angrily and said, "You have two holes in your neck too, and that's gross!"
She was referring to this:
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c1...iercing006.jpg
Kids really do say the darndest things. They're also really mean. :tears: LOL
It's sad that she lashed out at you, when she didn't get her way. :hug:
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Christie at least he'll be one of those people that like raw oysters when he gets older.. :D :puke:
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Ewwwwww!
This might take a turn for the worst.......
...wet ones get wiped under the bed....
...dry ones get rolled and flicked, he'll get it in time!
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
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Freakie_frog
Christie at least he'll be one of those people that like raw oysters when he gets older.. :D :puke:
Oh yeah... that made me feel loads better. :no: :rolleyes:
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Reediculous
Ewwwwww!
This might take a turn for the worst.......
...wet ones get wiped under the bed....
...dry ones get rolled and flicked, he'll get it in time!
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
Oh that's just nasty! :bolt: :vomit:
