dropping bombs

So my gf and I were just holding william my biggest bp right now that weighed in at 481 last sunday. Well we let him run loose on the bed for a while then he just hung out in one spot for probably around 10 mins, so I picked him up to put him back in his tub. Well while I was holding him over my bed I took my eye off him for a second and looked back to see him open up niagra falls out his vent all over my bed then started dropping bombs on the floor all the way to the trash can. This was the funniest thing I have ever seen. He continued to let 3/4 of his body dangle over the trash can and squirmed him his lower body as if he had to really push it out, mean while my gf and I were laughing our butts off. So hopefully I'll never have to experience that ever again. Well off to cleaning everything up now.

Anyone else have funny stories like that have happend to you?

my gf was playing with my bumble bee and it pooed on her and its happened more than one time to the point she asks me if they pooped yet before she trys to take one out.

on a side note while at narbc a breeder i was talkin too was helping a lil guy that was having a hard time with his shed and it peed all over him.lol he got kinda poed because he was all dressed up and i just told him i was just thinking about it peeing on him and was about to remind him what usually happens durring shed and it was too late! so i watched his table while he went and cleaned up.
its amazing we can know so much and yet sometimes overlook the little things.

two years ago i was displaying some of my snakes at the state fair and was holding my desert king around my neck and arm when someone said what's that,as i turned my head he pooped down my shirt and in my pocket.oh well

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my boyfriend said he was sleeping one night, and he heard this tremendous fart... coming from his Ball's cage... :weirdface

he said it was loud enough to wake the dead!


Then not too long after that, my family and I were enjoying a meal at the table, when my little hognose let one rip... and I mean RIP!!

*she's kept in the kitchen on a special display counter*


ah... snakes and their flatulents...

Once my normal almost pooped on me. I was helping him get off some stuck shed from his head and LUCKILY his rear end was still in the pillowcase. When I was cleaning the pillowcase I noticed that most of the inside had turned brown (from yellow) hah.

And just a few days ago(3-4) I was laying on my couch watching a basketball game as Buddy was crawling over me. His tail was around my stomach and his head was on my elbow, when suddenly he got completely still and loosened up the grip he had on my finger with his tail. At that point he had completely straightened out. When he loosened up the grip I wondered why and lifted his tail to see his peeing process hah. Some liquid, then the solid popped out. So gross. He peed so much lol, my pants were completely wet. Even my dog who was on my other side jumped off and ran hahaha

one time to me. I'm holding the snake and then I laid it down on the bed. While it was on the bed I see the tail lifting in the air a lil, and I could just feel it like I knew he was about to let it go. I got him right to his water bowl and just let him go in that, then cleaned everything out. If I hadn't have caught that tho, I would've had a nasty bed with a very unhappy wife.